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    How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines

    Heathers The Musical??!? BIG FUN

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    Once again,


    ESKIMO!

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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    You know, if I had seen this trailer back then, I wouldn't have watched the movie. The music is too loud, it's too long, the title is all wrong, and it doesn't focus on the GOOD stuff: the clique. I'm glad I didn't, and I saw the the movie. LOVED IT.
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    Image of Maiden Curly Crown O'Portugues-Winchester Maiden Curly Crown O'Portugues-Winchester
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    oh i am so late to this but i fucking love this movie. when i yell "i love my dead gay son!" in public no one ever gets it. :(
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Heathers well and pretty much any movie with either Winona or Christian from the 80s.

    Winona in Beetlejuice was my inspiration for life for awhile in junior highH

    Heathers though, oh they were such bitches. Me and my friends wanted so badly to be them, taking lunchtime polls and playing croquet in the backyard.

    I do have to admit I really feel in love with Christian Slater when he was in Gleaming the Cube...hot skater!

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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    03/22/09

    @veronykah: And can someone replace the PREVIEW button please?

    Sorry for the typos! I really can spell. Promise.
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    Image of moosesanddeers moosesanddeers
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    Um, this is a really odd website, but when I noticed that one of the Heathers was dead I was curious as to how.


    [www.findadeath.com]

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/22/09

    @moosesanddeers: Now that truly is an ironic death.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    Teen Wolf is = to Heathers in its awesomeness.


    Ducks.

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    Image of Jaina Jaina
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    How about the fact that Kim Walker, who played Heather Chandler, had the line "Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?"... and actually died of a brain tumour...


    Also, the blonde guy who collects money for starving kids in the cafeteria and prays at Heather Chandler's funeral that he doesn't commit suicide, as it will affect his grades, actually DID commit suicide.


    Weird.

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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    03/22/09

    @Jaina: WHAT. I did not know she died.
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    Image of hej hej hej hej
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    I love Heathers, but I still relate more to John Hughes' movies. I've always been an outsider looking in rather than a jaded, disaffected popular girl looking out. I've never been party of the "in" crowd. I'm more of an Andie or a Sam than a Veronica.

    I also disagree that Molly Ringwald's characters aren't happy until guys fall in love with them. It's probably true of Sam and Jake Ryan, but I don't think it's true for Andie and Blaine. I've always thought Duckie meeting Andie at the prom made her truly happy. Blaine didn't declare his love for Andie until he saw she could be independent (by going to the prom by herself) and happy with her BFF Duckie.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    I love Heathers (not just because I am a Heather). I probably could recite it word for word. My original Jez name, heathermylove, was from a piece of dialog.


    I judge people I meet based on if they have seen Heathers and if they liked it.

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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    03/22/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: I do the same with The Big Lebowski, especially with potential boyfriends.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/22/09

    @vanka-vstanka: I do that with a lot of movies I own. Particularly Heathers and Empire Records. And the Big Lebowski too.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    This is probably the greatest teen movie ever. Anyone who hasn't seen it is really missing out. Comparing it to John Hughes movies is really doing Heathers a disservice; it's incredibly dark and hilarious and bitchy. None of the characters in it are cute and quirky; they're evil. John Hughes always presented fairy tales, which is fine, and entertaining, but the nihilism of Heathers is closer to dark comedies like Dr. Strangelove or Network.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    03/22/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: hell yes. I'm on board with your assessment. I like the JH movies for what they were - but I LOVE this movie.
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    Image of aliasmisskat is kung fu fighing... aliasmisskat is kung fu fighing...
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    for those jezzies in the US, Heathers is usually on the $5 rack at Wal-Mart, and sometimes Target.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/22/09

    UK Jezzies, it's under £4 in various places: [www.find-dvd.co.uk]
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    Why are you such a mega-bitch, Hortense?
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    I think that's the first time I've found Christian Slater 'hot'. Please tell me he was not underage in this move?
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    Image of spryte spryte
    03/22/09

    @battleaxonista: Looking at the dates, he was 19...so, lust on! I know I will :)
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    Image of hej hej hej hej
    03/22/09

    @battleaxonista: Have you seen Pump Up the Volume? He was hot in that too.
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    Image of Haystacks Haystacks
    03/22/09

    In reply to How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
    I Loved this Film,


    "Well fuck me gently with a chain-saw" was my phrase in high school.


    Sigh, they could never make a farcical movie about some kid almost blowing up a high school now though. Not with those Columbine dick-heads.


    Sigh.

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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    03/22/09

    @Haystacks: Those Columbine "dick-heads" did those horrible things because of people like Veronica and the Heathers. Anyway, nothing will ever live up to the original version.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/22/09

    @afiunderground: They did those "horrible things" because everyone ignored the signs that they were becoming deeply disturbed and detached.


    Their parents and their peers failed them as much as they failed themselves.


    Reacting to bullying with mass-murder is a new phenomena, and we would do well to pay attention to artists who tap into these sentiments before these types of defining events occur.

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