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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    ThinkGeek has been selling the holsters for like, three years now. I've always wanted one. So I could be Lara Croft.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Looks like a great way to get shot reaching for your phone.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    "It's not a purse! It's a European carry-all!" - Jerry Seinfeld.

    And that first picture looks like he was just trying to find a new way to wear his fanny pack. Actually, they all kind of look like that.
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    Edited by AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope at 12/09/09 2:18 PM AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    12/09/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: the company IS austrian...
     Reply
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    If worn beneath clothing, this would be a great way to smuggle drugs into concerts.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Dignity sold separately.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    It would be way more awesome if these were codpieces with zippers to hold your gear in.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    I LOVE this! Between Urban Tool and Ed Hardy, more and more assholes are labeling themselves, saving the women of the world countless wasted hours at the STD clinic.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Schrodinger's Cat Schrodinger's Cat
    12/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm pretty sure John Gosselin uses one to carry his blow and extra single earrings. Perhaps he will launch his own line of these under Ed Hardy's label..?
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Schrodinger's Cat was starred Schrodinger's Cat was unstarred
    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    If you need to carry your wallet in a Cock or Armpit Pouch, your skinny jeans are too tight.
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    Image of samarkand samarkand
    12/09/09

    @PaigeTurner: I saw a dude in skinny jeans today on campus that I think scarred me for life. Seriously, if I can tell your religion from 30 feet away? Your jeans are too tight.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment samarkand was starred samarkand was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    @samarkand: I used to work with a dude who wore jeans so tight that once I glanced down and realized his zipper was working itself undone and that he had gone commando for the occasion. There's really not a lot you can say there, because "Hey dude, I just saw your junk!" isn't entirely appropriate to workplace conversations.
     Reply
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    "But, dude, I need something in which to store my spare ironic facial hair. And this coke's not going to carry itself, now is it? See, look. All the tiny bicycle hats I need, right at my fingertips."
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    Edited by Santos L Halper at 12/09/09 12:44 PM Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    For when "boxers or briefs" feels too rigidly divisive.
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    "This is where I keep my excess irony."
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    12/09/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: "What? It was too big to fit in my skinny jeans."
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    There's an instrumental called "Dick Holster" on a Ben Folds Five album.

    Also if you view their website you'll see that there's equal-opportunity toolage. All you have to do, ladies, is wear a tank top with armwarmers and one of the holsters, and make sexyface at the other Tools all day.
     Reply
    Edited by pesematology at 12/09/09 12:40 PM pesematology was starred pesematology was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    I can't believe they didn't know what they were doing when they named their company Urban Tool.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    12/09/09

    @Penny: Yeah I think they must be in on it.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Ethan Hawke, surely you could get a better job than selling tool belts?
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    11/18/09

    In reply to Name Games
    The only useful criterion for a child's name is, how does it sound when yelled repeatedly?
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    cate3710 promoted this comment Twerpsichore was starred Twerpsichore was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/18/09

    @Twerpsichore: This is also useful for gauging how well the first, middle, and last names fit together. It's all about getting the proper rhythm.
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