World's Worst Dating Website Asks Who You'd Want By Your Side During a 'Dark Night'-esque Tragedy

All hope for humanity is officially lost: Death and Taxes' Ned Hepburn received a press release from a dating website asking readers who they'd want by their side on a first date "IN THE EVENT OF A TRAGEDY LIKE THE DARK NIGHT MASSACRE." (Emphasis ours, out of emotional necessity.) »8/01/12 2:20pm8/01/12 2:20pm