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    Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs

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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    And I bet he thought we all forgot about him when our favorite Appalachian Trail hiker started using the media as his own personal diary!
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    Nervous about all the changes.....
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    is anyone else disgusted by his complete dehumanization of Hamilton? even while he's supposedly apologizing, its all about him, she was just the thing he happened to fall on with his hard on!
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    07/09/09

    @cantankasaurus rex: Yeah, and if she didn't think the affair was the worst thing to ever happen to her, she's gotta feel pretty shitty that she was the worst thing to ever happen to him.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    This is the most important letter I've ever written, because I believe it is my only chance of making me appear remorseful enough to keep my Senate seat if this affair becomes public.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    I was being completely selfish and only thinking of myself. I wasn't thinking of other people, just me. Also, I was the only person in my mind when I did you with my penis. In addition to all of these very different points I'm making, let me just say I was selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed, selfy, and full of self-care. Self self.


    Self.


    Love (for only myself),


    Myself

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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    I hope he's actually having the religious crisis he seems to be claiming. He deserves to have a nice heap of mental anguish for his behavior, and might learn to have some compassion for people who don't fit in his little idealized box of how things should be.
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    07/09/09

    @inabook: I hope so too, but have my doubts. I've written about this before, but it seems to me that most politicians have such a high level of self-regard that it is impossible for them to view their own actions as equivalent to the actions of others. They always seem to believe they are on a different plane, even when they are trying to say the "right" thing and act contrite.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    How did John Ensign get a million bucks to potentially pay off the husband? Is he independently wealthy? (I know - stupid question).
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    07/09/09

    @thegogglesdonothing: Campaign coffers? Politicos get to keep $ donated to them personally.
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    07/09/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: I actually looked it up (novel idea, that) - and he got rich owning and operating a 24hr animal hospital in Las Vegas. Didn't see that coming, necessarily.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    Does anyone else think the "+"'s make it look like lyrics to a Prince song?
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    07/09/09

    @Yahtzii:


    When Nevada Senators Cry?

    Little Red Ensign?

    U Got the Look (of guilt)?

    Nothing Compares 2 U (sung to God, his rejected love)?

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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    The plus signs, the lack of capitalization, the 3rd grade sentence structure...I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if her response was OMG WTF John?! I thought we were BFFs 4eva?!
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    07/09/09

    @BlondeGrlz: Then she totally gave back the ring he got from a crackerjack box and tore up all the notes he left on her desk.
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    07/09/09

    @NellMood: I heard she even held hands with someone else at the pep rally.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    Anna N., you win at life for those paparazzi snaps.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    Ok, fellow Jezzies:


    is anyone else having difficulty with the math here? I keep getting over + over = 4.974, and I swear that isn't right. And don't get me started on plain + simple!

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    07/09/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Plain + Simple is the circumference of Sarah Plain + Tall divided by the square root of Good + Plenty.


    Over + over is the number of times god rolled his eyes at being name-checked in a Dear Ladyfriend letter for the second time in as many weeks.

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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    This is a bit different than blaming Satan now isn't it?
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    Philandering and general dickery also predate the Constitution, dumb dumb.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    God never intended for me to do this. I walked away from Him and my relationship with Him has suffered terribly. I know He loves me and He loves you.


    Ensign/Hampton/God love triangle, you guys! Only now Ensign realized that God is so important to him, the most important thing in his life and he can't live without him, and God decided that, even though Ensign cruelly betrayed his trust by sleeping with Cynthia Hampton, he'll take Ensign back and they'll try to work past it.


    I like this a lot.

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    07/09/09

    @wtfox?! is two weeks from everywhere: I'm ready to see some Dynasty-style, Krystle-and-Alexis, knockdown dragouts between God and Cynthia Hampton.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    07/09/09

    In reply to Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
    Are we absolutely sure this "Cynthia" is not just a Real Doll? God hates love with toys, you know.
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