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    Clothes Work And Malfunction At Whatever Works Premiere

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/23/09

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    Ms. Hines, why do you taunt mere mortals with your perfect skin and makeup?


    And Uma should be arrested because it is a crime to take someone as beautiful as she is and make them look like a vagrant!

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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    04/23/09

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    Debra Messing is, to me, the very example of how women can be flat-chested and still be beautiful and sexy. Additionally, Cheryl Hines looks gorgeous. Both women look their age--not botoxed into oblivion--and are stunning.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/23/09

    @Tchotchke: Oh you are spot on. They both look great.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/23/09

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    The weirdest thing about Nancy La Scala's outfit is that she looks shopped. Like, that picture would be posted on Photoshop Disasters, and we would take potshots at the man who clearly doesn't know how female bodies are shaped.


    Why would anyone choose to wear anything that looks that odd and uncomfortable? Unless you're Lady GaGa and it's your Thing for the day. I'm baffled.


    Also: [xkcd.com]

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    Image of MJ MJ
    04/23/09

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    If Evan Rachel would stop trying so hard to be Dita, she might discover who she really is.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/23/09

    @MJ: I have to say that I can't imagine Dita looking this demure. I really love this dress though, and wish I owned it, had a place to wear it to, and had a bust measurement that wouldn't make it look silly. So. I might not be objective.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    04/23/09

    @ellaesther: She wears something close to what Dita would wear, but futzes it up some way or the other so that she just ends up looking Awkward. She's imitating it rather than using it as a means to express herself, so it always looks wrong and poseurish.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/23/09

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    debra messinger makes me feel better about not having big bossoms. and Uma honey, you look like you are wearing your fiance's clothing. and not it a good way
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    Image of Merkin Merkin
    04/23/09

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    I WANT Cheryl Hines' LBD. What a lovely versatile piece that would be. I haven't been able to find any with fuller skirts like that, and I'm not built for straight-skirted dresses.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/23/09

    @Merkin: The woman is stunning. She always looks good.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/23/09

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    Evan Rachel Wood looks like she's going to a costume party. Just, no.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    04/23/09

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    Also, Project Runway people -- doesn't Patricia Clarkson's dress look eerily like a blue version of Blayne's seatbelt dress? Without the shards of mirror?
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    04/23/09

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    Patricia Clarkson's dress would have been incredible without the fringe. Incredible!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    04/23/09

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    So is there a reason that half the people pictured above are either pigeon toed, in some kind of backwards fifth-position, or set to waddle? Are these strange foot placements meant to show off their shoes, or make their outfits hang better? Or are they just seeing how oddly they can stand without anyone saying anything/breaking an ankle?


    I'm on to you, famous people. (squints menacingly)

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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/23/09

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    Gayel Greene - "When I am an Old Woman, Everyday I Will Wear Purple"?


    As for Nancy La Scala - looks like she & Teri Hatcher have the same surgeon. I mean facialist. Ha.

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    04/23/09

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    I want Susie Essman's dress. It looks chic and comfortable.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    04/23/09

    @alexsim: Me too. I love it.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    04/23/09

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    debra messing looks great - i just wish her shoes were simpler and not so strappy.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Clothes Work And Malfunction At Whatever Works Premiere
    Camilla Solari's dress would be so much more flattering if it were about two inches longer. And if she gave up p3 of the bump-its.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    04/23/09

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    Good lord, what is Mary Kate doing with her feet? How can that be a comfortable way to stand?
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