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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    ThinkGeek has been selling the holsters for like, three years now. I've always wanted one. So I could be Lara Croft.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Looks like a great way to get shot reaching for your phone.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    "It's not a purse! It's a European carry-all!" - Jerry Seinfeld.

    And that first picture looks like he was just trying to find a new way to wear his fanny pack. Actually, they all kind of look like that.
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    Edited by AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope at 12/09/09 2:18 PM AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    12/09/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: the company IS austrian...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    If worn beneath clothing, this would be a great way to smuggle drugs into concerts.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Dignity sold separately.
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    The only thing that's cool strapped to your leg is a knife, or maybe a cross, if you're hunting vampires, which isn't really cool anymore, because who wants to kill Vampire Bill or Edward Cullen? Seriously though, what's wrong with a messenger bag? People who are drawn to these may want to consider a career in plumbing or construction - they come with their own lovely, totally appropriate belt of goodies.
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    WashingMyHair promoted this comment rixatrix was starred rixatrix was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    It would be way more awesome if these were codpieces with zippers to hold your gear in.
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    Image of I_b_meh I_b_meh
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Hate to bag on the male models but damn, that's the best they could come up with?? A pimp wanna be, the shy foreign exchange student and the guy that still wears spandex bike shorts at the gym.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment I_b_meh was starred I_b_meh was unstarred
    Image of DrWorm DrWorm
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    this fanny pack just took a turn... for the douche
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment DrWorm was starred DrWorm was unstarred
    Image of random_play random_play
    12/09/09

    @DrWorm: Perfect!
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    Image of Sm6rtGrrl Sm6rtGrrl
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    While I would like it if my husband would carry a bag rather than making me carry all his 'too big for my pockets' stuff in my purse, these aren't going to take off unless some very, very cool guys start using them often and in public. I'm talking cool as in Johnny Depp or George Clooney. My dad would probably wear the blue one, but he'd put it on under his oversized military surplus jacket and would only carry weapons in it. But, then, he's a weird guy, and not anywhere near their target audience.
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    Image of LutherNipperkin LutherNipperkin
    12/09/09

    @Sm6rtGrrl: Haha. I, on the other hand, don't carry a purse, so I hand my keys/phone/wallet/sunglasses to the nearest dude and instruct him to make use of the pockets denied to me.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment LutherNipperkin was starred LutherNipperkin was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    @LutherNipperkin: I love having a purse just so I can lord it over people when they have a headache. "Oh, you're in pain? Wait, let me dig into my MULTITASKING TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY to see if I can find you the bottle of Excedrin! Bored? Oh, I was bored...then I dug out my book, this half-knit scarf, and my Nintendo DS. Sucks that you can't carry something like thiiis, doesn't it?"
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    Image of LutherNipperkin LutherNipperkin
    12/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Haha. Replace the Nintendo DS with a camera, and if you ever spot me carrying a MULTITASKING TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY, that's what's in it. I just can't figure out a way to carry one without wishing I didn't have to keep shifting it around my arms/shoulders/hands, so I try to do without.
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    Image of Pogue Mahone Pogue Mahone
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    Yeah, because when you live in the city you really want to be wearing something that looks like a shoulder holster so when some shit goes down and the police shoot your hipster ass they can say " I thought he had a gun."
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Pogue Mahone was starred Pogue Mahone was unstarred
    Image of Being pecked to death by a chicken Being pecked to death by a chicken
    12/09/09

    @Pogue Mahone: Hmmm, you may be on to something here. Interesting way to thin out the hipster population. Also, I really love"when some shit goes down." I'm going to try and get that in at my next PTA meeting.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Being pecked to death by a chicken was starred Being pecked to death by a chicken was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    I LOVE this! Between Urban Tool and Ed Hardy, more and more assholes are labeling themselves, saving the women of the world countless wasted hours at the STD clinic.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Schrodinger's Cat Schrodinger's Cat
    12/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm pretty sure John Gosselin uses one to carry his blow and extra single earrings. Perhaps he will launch his own line of these under Ed Hardy's label..?
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Schrodinger's Cat was starred Schrodinger's Cat was unstarred
    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    If you need to carry your wallet in a Cock or Armpit Pouch, your skinny jeans are too tight.
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    Image of samarkand samarkand
    12/09/09

    @PaigeTurner: I saw a dude in skinny jeans today on campus that I think scarred me for life. Seriously, if I can tell your religion from 30 feet away? Your jeans are too tight.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment samarkand was starred samarkand was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    @samarkand: I used to work with a dude who wore jeans so tight that once I glanced down and realized his zipper was working itself undone and that he had gone commando for the occasion. There's really not a lot you can say there, because "Hey dude, I just saw your junk!" isn't entirely appropriate to workplace conversations.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    "But, dude, I need something in which to store my spare ironic facial hair. And this coke's not going to carry itself, now is it? See, look. All the tiny bicycle hats I need, right at my fingertips."
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    Edited by Santos L Halper at 12/09/09 12:44 PM Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/09/09

    In reply to For The Urban Tool
    For when "boxers or briefs" feels too rigidly divisive.
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