Sexy Douchebag Ryan Lochte Doesn't Know What a Douchebag Is

On last night's premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? we learned more about the Olympic swimmer in 30 minutes than he's seemingly learned in all of his 28 years—which is to say: not much. However, we did discover that he doesn't know what a douchebag is, even though he's read (or is at least aware of) the Jezebel… » 4/22/13 11:25am 4/22/13 11:25am

The Ryan Lochte Reality Show Looks AMAZING (If You Like Amphibious Sex…

Oh god, oh god, it's finally here. Footage from the upcoming Ryan Lochte reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (premiering April 21), has arrived and I don't know why I ever thought this shit would be boring. Some of the things Ryan Lochte would do apparently include: » 3/27/13 1:45pm 3/27/13 1:45pm