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    What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/17/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Nothing like Grampa hearing a prerecorded "Nice junk" message when he's going to the bathroom.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    I hate to say this, but I think the kitten carpet set is adorably ironic in a hipster sort of way.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Any catalog that features "big time toilet laughs" has an automatic place in my heart.
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Does the "Bob" TP come printed in other names? Because I don't meet too many Bobs these days. I'm pushing 40, and none of the Roberts in my generation go by Bob. They're all Robs. Am I trapped in some kind of statistical anomaly?
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    I am SOOOooo getting that sweatshirt for my brother's birthday next month! Dude.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Hmmm, I have been wondering if my toilet is as hilarious as it could be...
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    12/16/08

    @hatepaperdoll: my bowl scrubber is downright dour as it is.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/17/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Who knew there was so much untapped potential? It's flush with opportunities for hilarity!
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    Image of weezgirl weezgirl
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Oh LORD that cat toilet seat cover just screams Angela from The Office.
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    12/16/08

    @weezgirl: A fitting memorial to the deceased Sprinkles.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    If any man used a talking toilet paper roll to propose marriage to a woman, he should not get married. At all. To anyone, ever. BUT! If he recorded Mort Goldstein's voice from Family Guy saying, "Once for the bulk, and again for the remainder!" then there may be hope for him yet.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    I WANT THE SKULL TOILET BRUSH HOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    And the guitar flusher.


    Dudes, Rock On!

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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    12/16/08

    @NewsBunny: It would go nicely with your wizard bong.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/16/08

    @bananastand: I could have a bathroom that is a total tribute to the album art of Guns and Roses' Appetite for Destruction.


    It would be fucking AWESOME.

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    I'll take him if Susan doesn't want him.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Dude, I don't want to shit all over my name every day. I would give the Bob paper to someone who HATES Bob,and that way you could say "Kiss my ass Bob!" every time you wiped.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/16/08

    @badmutha: Like how my brother has TP printed with the Yankee logo (much like Jimmy Fallon in Fever Pitch).
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    12/16/08

    @badmutha: or you could give it to family members named bob, regardless of how you feel about them, a la emo phillips.
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    Image of Rose Jackman Lynch Rose Jackman Lynch
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Um is it wrong that I am considering purchase of Bob TP for my Dad, Bob?
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    12/16/08

    @Rose Jackman Lynch: It would really be a gift for your mother, wouldn't it?
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    That beer hoodie ain't shit. The fashionista drunk on the go needs this:


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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/16/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Oh, strap-on beer sheath, where were you when I was still drinking? Now you taunt me with your shiny snaps and many grommets.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/16/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Do they make one for latte? That shit can be a weapon when thrown in an attacker's eye, scalding hot.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/16/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: My friend is making me a knitted 40 Oz holder purse for christmas. I am excited, but where can I find this gem?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/16/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Oh DAMN. I want that.


    I've been doing the "pour the wine into a Nalgene bottle and affix it to a belt loop with a carabiner" thing.


    Well, not if I'm taking it into the shower with me, but yeah.

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/16/08

    @Samanthrax: [www.starsandinfinitedarkness.com]
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/16/08

    @Samanthrax: ...please suggest to your friend that she ought to sell these on Etsy, BECAUSE I WANT A 40 COZY.


    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Tell me that's not a beer holster. Oh my stars. This needs to be in that:



    Oh, my dear, sweet Shiner Bock. We shall soon be reunited.

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    Eerily life-sized and freakishly accurate skull? If it is the skull of someone with veneers, then maybe. And skulls usually weigh more than a few ounces of resin, but hey, it's by the toilet, so only your drunk friends will be picking it up to inspect it.
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    Image of B B
    12/16/08

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: If only it was made out of crystal, and filled with vodka. Vodka filtered through diamonds.
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    12/16/08

    In reply to What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor
    I think the bog monster is funny and would scare the crap out of many a drunken friend stumbling to the toilet, opening the lid, only to be confronted with . . .
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    12/16/08

    @nellicat: I know! Except that I'd forget that I installed it, therefore making me the drunken idiot screaming my head off when I opened it.
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    12/16/08

    @I am the lizard queen: An excellent point I hadn't considered.
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    12/16/08

    @nellicat: I kind of want to buy the bog monster.
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    Image of leesie leesie
    12/16/08

    @Dottie Gale: Thought I was the only one.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/16/08

    @I am the lizard queen: Sadly this would happen to me even if I weren't drunk.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/16/08

    @leesie: Bog monster rules.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/16/08

    @nellicat: I very much want this for when Boyfriend's being particularly hard to handle!
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