8 Ways Jesus Would Have Been The Worst Boyfriend Ever

You know how super-Christian girls like to say "Jesus is my boyfriend"? Well, in honor of the Pope's visit we got to wondering what kind of boyfriend Jesus would be. Luckily, my friend Don is reading the Bible. (He finds this stuff interesting because he grew up atheist.) "I kinda like Jesus!" he announced yesterday. … » 4/21/08 3:40pm 4/21/08 3:40pm