Getting Him Out Once He Gets You Off

Who among us hasn't had a little too much to drink one night and woken up next to someone you just sorta wished wasn't there anymore? Hell, I've done that sober. And then you either gotta make up some excuse like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I've got to work," or be a bitch and straight-up ask him to leave or, in the worst case… » 6/05/08 2:20pm 6/05/08 2:20pm

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up



After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine… » 10/22/07 11:00am 10/22/07 11:00am