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• Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too disturbing. Veterinarians remain skeptical. •

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• Paris Hilton has another video in support of her nascent Presidential campaign and, this time, she's got Jeb Bartlett giving her advice. It's not as good as the first, but it just goes to show that President Bartlett was nothing without Josh. [Funny or Die]
• In other really important news, Madonna really doesn't want…

• Is a bridal line in Kate Moss's future? Her boyfriend, supposedly sober Pete Doherty, says that if he can stay clean, he hopes to marry Moss this summer. We say there's as good a chance of that happening as there is our voting for Giuliani in 2008. [Yahoo News]
  
• New names being tossed around to replace Rosie O'Donnell.…

• Jane Magazine's Brandon Holley got hitched. Like two weeks ago! [Gawker]
  
• Anna Wintour isn't the only one with a grudge against pachyderms: EBay has got it in for them too. [CNN]
  
• Angelina Jolie says she's going on hiatus. Wee! This might mean that more biological "blobs" are on the way! [USAToday]
  
• Veronica Mars dies a…

• Sigh. Britney's back on the sauce. [PerezHilton]
  
• Rachel McAdams is shaving a few years off her age. So what? At least she's not trending down by a decade like Catherine Zeta-Jones! [RadarOnline]
  
• Maybe John Mayer likes Jessica Simpson's revealing outfits after all. We know the Fug Girls certainly don't. [Extra, …