TMZ Sincerely, Honestly Cares About The Children

TMZ posted a photo of Courteney Cox and David Arquette with their little daughter Coco Cox rowing happily along in a kayak a little while ago. Coco is sitting her dad's lap, and guess what—she isn't wearing a life jacket! So TMZ got its "Celebrity Justice" knickers all knotted up, and they checked and found that… » 8/22/07 7:00pm 8/22/07 7:00pm

Is A Pair of Jeans 'Ever' Worth $555? 'Marie Claire' Sure Isn't Saying!

Of all the women's 'service' magazines, Marie Claire seems the most well-meaning. Unlike its competitors, the magazine has none of those Jekyll & Hyde-type "Love Your Body... But Lose 10 Lbs. Fast" sorts of stories. No ridiculous tips on incorporating foodstuffs into sex play. And it has a global perspective often… » 7/26/07 2:30pm 7/26/07 2:30pm

In Which We Recognize Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag, The 'Life &…

You might have noticed that this week's 'Midweek Madness' trailed off somewhere around the Bauer Publishing titles, otherwise known as In Touch and Life & Style. Here's the thing about those magazines: They should really not exist. We know we say that a lot and it is getting old and by the way fuck you, but what we… » 6/13/07 6:10pm 6/13/07 6:10pm

Should Marcia Cross Get A Fucking Medal???

No, actually, that honor needs to go to the People magazine reporter who had the cojones to ask the Desperate Housewives actress if she was back to her post-birth "target weight" yet last night. Because, as everyone knows, most important thing to do after having a baby is to lose weight. But as everyone also knows, … » 6/01/07 10:26am 6/01/07 10:26am