I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
@sweet_communist: I've been chuckling over here for about 5 minutes, I mean druggaly? How has that not been invented yet? I'm running with it! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I heard an interview with Susie Essman of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" recently where she talked about marrying a man with teenage children.
She said that because teens don't have a fully developed frontal cortex, which impairs judgment as well as other things, living with teens is like having a house full of mentally ill people.
As someone who escaped teenagerdom not long ago, I remember that although you can think you know what you're doing, later it doesn't make as much sense. It's easy to judge from an adult perspective, but as many have already said in the comments, the adult needs to be the adult in that situation. The burden does not fall on the teenager -- does that give the teen a free pass or make it morally right? No. But the burden of responsibility should not be theirs. #wendywilliamsjudgejudy
I was paying rent and living on my own in NYC at 17, so I probably have a biased opinion of a teenagers ability to make their own decisions, but I remember those days pretty well and I don't recall being as naive and innocent as people seem to presume today's teenagers are. In fact, I think they are probably a lot more intelligent than we were. Angelina Jolie may be a lot of things, including being exceptionally smart, but I would be shocked she believed being a "victim" is one of them. The guy is still a creep, but I doubt Angelina is losing any sleep over it. It seems to me there is a double standard if we say a sixteen year old is responsible enough to convicted as an adult if they commit a serious crime, but if they want to get laid they have no idea what they are doing. I say it's a case by case situation - some teenagers are wise enough and smart enough, and some are not. But making them victims when they don't fell that way themselves seems to be more harmful than the act of sex itself. #wendywilliamsjudgejudy
@sensitivitycop: Yes, to all of this. Teenagers aren't as innocent, naive, or stupid as people think they are especially today's teenagers. They can be pretty conniving, malicious, and manipulative when need be. *shrug* I know plenty of 15/16/17 year old's who were dating 21-25 year old's. Trust me when I say none of them were manipulated in any way. #wendywilliamsjudgejudy
@sensitivitycop: At 15 I had a boyfriend that was 21, and by 17 I had figured out how much fun it was to flirt with the older men that I worked with. I knew exactly what I was doing and none of my intentions were innocent. If my parents weren't as strict as they were god only knows what kind of trouble I would have gotten into. #wendywilliamsjudgejudy
@sensitivitycop: It's not a matter of teenagers being stupid as much as it is that their brains are not fully developed. The parts of their brains that govern judgment and decision making are not fully formed.
And you know what? I'll come right out and say I was an idiot as a teenager. I don't mean that I didn't know about sex or how to manipulate people or anything like that. I mean that I thought I knew everything about the world and how it worked, and that anyone who told me otherwise was wrong. I don't think I was unusual in that regard.
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
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I come down firmly on the side of Team Boyfriend Was a Dickhole. #wendywilliamsjudgejudy
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She said that because teens don't have a fully developed frontal cortex, which impairs judgment as well as other things, living with teens is like having a house full of mentally ill people.
As someone who escaped teenagerdom not long ago, I remember that although you can think you know what you're doing, later it doesn't make as much sense. It's easy to judge from an adult perspective, but as many have already said in the comments, the adult needs to be the adult in that situation. The burden does not fall on the teenager -- does that give the teen a free pass or make it morally right? No. But the burden of responsibility should not be theirs. #wendywilliamsjudgejudy
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And you know what? I'll come right out and say I was an idiot as a teenager. I don't mean that I didn't know about sex or how to manipulate people or anything like that. I mean that I thought I knew everything about the world and how it worked, and that anyone who told me otherwise was wrong. I don't think I was unusual in that regard.