Dina Lohan Wants Russian Grandkids, and She Wants Them Now

Dina Lohan might have her daughter Lindsay Lohan’s soul trapped in a gilded cage with only a bottle of whiskey for company, but it looks like that isn’t enough for the 21st century’s answer to Mama Rose. She wants a new star attraction for her human menagerie. And that thing that she wants is Russian grand-babies.
Wendy Williams Thinks Kesha Ruling Was 'Fair,' Wonders Why She Didn't Film the Abuse as Proof
Wendy Williams, frequent possessor of bad, stupid, and unreasonable opinions, shared a few about the situation between Kesha and Dr. Luke on her show Monday. Unsurprisingly, they are bad, stupid, and unreasonable.
Just When We Thought Rob Made It Out, He Posts Adoring Photos of 'Pretty Mama' Kris

We’re all being played. I know it’s hard to admit, seeing as how we’re intelligent people, but it’s true. A typical manipulator would play their audience like, oh, a violin. But a true master goes deeper. They make their audience convince themselves that they’re in on the con—a step ahead of the grift—only to find out…
Congratulations to Tyra Banks' FABLife on Its Inevitable Cancellation
FABLife, the embattled talk show that lead host Tyra Banks quit last year, has officially been cancelled. What will you click past in the afternoon now?
Wendy Williams Will Be on TV Forever, Guys
The Wendy Williams Show is never going away. Williams’ production contract has been extended through 2022—three years longer than the Kardashians’ deal with E!.
Wendy Williams: Caitlyn Jenner Isn’t Really a Woman Because She 'Still Has a Member’
We’re still doing this, I guess! During the “Hot Topics” segment of her show Tuesday, Wendy Williams brought up the Kardashian-Jenner’s cover shoot for Cosmopolitan. She said:
Why Are Women Obsessed With Investigation Discovery’s Grisly TV Shows?
Jodie Gaines was 18 years old and on her way to a fish fry when she saw the blue lights of a cop car flash in her rearview. As detailed in an episode of House of Horrors: Kidnapped—one of a grip of ominously titled programs on the channel Investigation Discovery, the 24-7, true crime network—she was an outgoing high…
The Newest ThighMaster Vibrates, Is Finally Useful
In the 25 years Suzanne Somers has been the spokeswoman for ThighMaster, infomercials for the home fitness product have become a treasured, though oft-lampooned, part of our collective TV-viewing experience. The seemingly always-on advertisements were so successful, in fact, that Somers was recently inducted into the…
Wendy Williams, your favorite daytime TV gossip, is getting a new Investigation Discovery show called Death by Gossip with Wendy Williams later this year where "idle chitchat turns dark and dangerous as ID uncovers crimes fueled by rumors and sordid half-truths that lead to the ultimate betrayal... murder," according…
Patricia Arquette: Time for Gays, People of Color to Stand Up for Women
After enjoying a brief period of good will following a rousing , Meryl-approved speech about wage equality, Patricia Arquette, who last night won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in Boyhood, took her feminist cause in an unfortunate (and tired) direction by saying that it's time that gay people and…
Three Lazy Shitbags Die on a SoulCycle Bike for Wendy Williams
This week, three Jezebel employees were invited to join Wendy Williams, the talk show host and media personality, in a special intimate session of SoulCycle, despite none of said employees having worked out in the past two months to a year. Wendy's prospect was to promote her debut as this year's Soul Train Awards…
Megan Mullally Is 'Huge With Flight Attendants'
Megan Mullally joined Friday's episode of The Wendy Williams Show to plug her new Broadway play, It's Only a Play. The always delightful Mullally also discussed her endlessly adorable relationship with her husband, Nick Offerman (who she's very happy isn't into "manscaping" and who tells her she's beautiful everyday,…
