The trailer for an upcoming propaganda film about how misunderstood Chris Brown is entitled Welcome to My Life has been released, and it’s two and a half minutes of carefully edited footage that will probably do wonders convincing you not to see Welcome to My Life.

Every Description of Chris Brown Used in the Trailer For His 'Documentary,' Welcome to My Life

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