• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#weird

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 9:18 PM
Mon Nov 9
52 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #weird more →

    Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate AACK!

    German For "Creepy"

    Strange Bedfellows

    Shoenanigans

    Oldies But Goodies

    Weird Workout Video

    And you thought Chucky was scary.

    We bought a bridge from a nice man in San Francisco once, too.

    Sweet Chastity.

    Never work with children or animals.
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of labeled labeled
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate AACK!
    Dude. That Almond Joy bar at about :30 was obscene.
     Reply
    labeled was starred labeled was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/25/09

    @labeled: I was thinking the same thing. Talk about food porn.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    08/25/09

    @BabyJane: Yeah, I was waiting for the nomey shot. wink, nudge, et al.
     Reply
    labeled was starred labeled was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate AACK!
    You got Lee Press-On Nails on my chocolate!
    You got chocolate on my Lee Press-On Nails!
     Reply
    Edited by BabyJane at 08/25/09 2:05 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of KatyLou KatyLou
    08/25/09

    @BabyJane: Let's try it!
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment KatyLou was starred KatyLou was unstarred
    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Where on the bag did the bad man touch you?
     Reply
    rollergirl76 was starred rollergirl76 was unstarred
    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    How many condoms are these people buying? That bag is huge! (what she said)
     Reply
    ScottRose was starred ScottRose was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Upon further research, I've found a glaring oversight in this particular product. If it's made for a condom store, why doesn't the bag also feature an attachment that goes over the hand that's made of spermicide lubricated latex? That seems a bit contradictory, no? And also do they offer a lady version, where the handle cutouts are placed in the middle of the bag, with the image of a cock between said handles, so it looks like the lady carrying appears to be gripping said cock tightly in her hand? I'm a tad confused. If they went this far, why then would they not take it all the way?
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Well that bag would not go with my finger-puppet gloves knitted by my Grandma.
     Reply
    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    does american apparel have these on order yet?
     Reply
    linnyt is a walking cliché was starred linnyt is a walking cliché was unstarred
    Image of deitybox deitybox
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Ha. You gotta feel bad for the models, knowing those are their crotches everyone is groping. Or maybe they dig that sort of thing.
     Reply
    deitybox was starred deitybox was unstarred
    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    I bet the BF now volunteers to carry the purse before he would her new nut-sack full of goodies!
     Reply
    shorty63136 was starred shorty63136 was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    You've got to hand it to them... it brings new meaning to "let your fingers do the walking."
     Reply
    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of whatsername whatsername
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    okay, what dude or laydee wants to be seen walking around with one of these? thats the scarier part.
     Reply
    whatsername was starred whatsername was unstarred
    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Also who needs a bag this big for condoms? I feel someone might be showing off carrying this...
     Reply
    gherkinfiend was starred gherkinfiend was unstarred
    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    That just doesn't look like a well-designed bag, not the fact that you're grabbing someone's crotch but I never like integrated handles because it reduces the bag's capacity.
     Reply
    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12/29/08

    @rmric0: All this "integrated handles" and "reduced capacity" talk is making me horny.
     Reply
    angelheadedhipster was starred angelheadedhipster was unstarred
    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Eeek...
     Reply
    gherkinfiend was starred gherkinfiend was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Um. Yeah. No.
     Reply
    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.