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9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
New York, 1:15 PM
Thu Nov 12
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Says the weirdo who has a pickle
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Then I am emailing a friend to get my copy of the Hallmark Dreambook for this year.
Then I am going to start looking for a new apartment because my husband will surely be leaving me after this holiday season.
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I think last year, I got him a doctor fish. Like, a fish. Except dressed up as a doctor. For no reason. I suppose it would be meaningful to either a sick fisherman or an aquatic veterinarian, but my husband is neither. Thus, funny.
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/goes to hell in a hand basket.
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Must be just me, then.
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The sooldier ornament looks like "Mission Accomplished" era Dubya. You stay classy Christmas tree.
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Now, one of those color-coordinated trees decorated with uniform red ribbons and gold balls? That's weird.
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If you want your tree to have a "finished" look, try strings of beads or bows made of wired ribbon or kick it old school like I did a few years ago: Swipe colored paper from the copy room at your office, slice it into 1 1/4" strips, and make paper chains. Sit on the couch with your stapler and a beer, and by the end of 30 Rock you'll have enough paper chain to decorate your whole damn house.
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We always have the best tree. People cal it ugly, but it's loved by our family.
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We are frogs in love.