Crooked Cocks Are Diseased But Delightful

Tracie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Unlike Tai in Clueless, some of us actually like when dicks have some curve to them. Kinda along the lines of those adjustable Swiffer dusters, bent dicks can reach and rub up on spots that straight, unyielding dicks just can't. But recently, (after posting the image to the left, of a chocolate penis made from a mold of a real one) we were made aware of a condition known as Peyronie's disease, a disorder of the connective tissue in a ween, and it turns out that dick curvature is only "normal" up to a certain degree. The image provided by Wikipedia does not look all that bendy to us. So does that mean that the bones we've been boning are...diseased!?!?

I think I've definitely encountered a Peyronie peen here and there. (BTW, how awesome is the name? It sounds like a brand of Italian sausage or something.) [Or beer. -Ed.] Honestly I'm not bothered by it in the least, although some of the shit that comes up on a Google image search (link NSFW) is a little unsettling. Some of them look like stubbed out, half-smoked cigarettes. But I'll tell you what does kinda piss me off. Why is that when men have a problem with their genitalia — something actually classified as a disease — that affects aesthetics, we're supposed to just accept it? But when women have varying appearance in labia — something that is actually quite normal — jokes and grimaces are made and operations to "correct" the problem are invented?

Earlier: Pimp My Vadge
Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Thai Women Cut Cocks Because Murder "Isn't Enough"

Slut Machine — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:40:00 EST

"Penis slashing" — when women cut or sever a penis — is so common in Thailand that surgeons there have actually become world-renowned specialists for penis-reattachment. According to a psychotherapist in Agence France-Presse clip above, Thailand's male-dominated society leaves wronged women few options to assert their rights, so for revenge, they hit men where it hurts. It's a bit difficult to understand what the surgeon is saying, because of his accent, but from what we gather it's this: After a woman cuts off a ween, she often buries it and covers it with sand. But sometimes she'll chop it into little pieces [Jesus Christ. -Ed.], in which case, doctors have to build a new one from scratch... for which they can't guarantee function.

Thai Surgeons Deal With Craze of Cheating-Lover Penis Slashings by Angry Women [Breitbart]
Related: Don't Be Scared to Circumcise Your Baby Boy [U.S. News]

Jezebel: weens

Crooked Cocks Are Diseased But Delightful

Thai Women Cut Cocks Because Murder "Isn't Enough"