This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's "Exclusive" "Birth" & "Collapse"

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer the indignity of reading the weekly tabloids so you don't have to. The gossip has been sort of slow lately, and we are starving for hot, delicious celebrity scandal. But what do we get? The same old reheated stories. This week, Angie's "BIRTH EXCLUSIVE" is that she… » 6/04/08 1:00pm 6/04/08 1:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Is Lonely, Heidi Is Pre-Engaged, Star Is…

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Midweek Madness with some terrible news: Star was not on newsstands this morning! We searched, we fretted, we wrung our hands. We contacted the mag. A rep said the shipment was a little late and offered to messenger us a copy. We hesitated. Would that make us in cahoots with the… » 5/28/08 1:00pm 5/28/08 1:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: You Know Things Are Bad When The Cellulite Issue…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer the indignity of reading the weekly tabloids so you don't have to. Another slow news week means the covers suck. This Star cover makes us extremely stabby. But as always, God is in the details. Look deeper and the tabs offer gems: Like Gisele Bundchen's stance on… » 5/21/08 2:00pm 5/21/08 2:00pm