(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about Wikipedia, roommates, and sugar daddies. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter.

Boxers or Briefs? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about vibrator sex, NYC, and shark sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter.

What's The Best Position For Using A Magic Wand During Sex? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about self-defense, moles, and Mexico. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter.

P.S. We are totally serious about the Tattoo Challenge. If someone gets a tattoo of us, we will fly them to NYC (within the continental U.S.) and put them up for two nights.

"Can I Use My Old Vibrator With My New Partner?" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about poop and butthole health. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter.

"I'm A Feminist Who Uses The Word 'Bitch'…" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

In a absurdly-titled article titled "Stiletto Stoners" in the October issue of Marie Claire, writer Yael Kohen reports some shocking news: Successful, educated women in their late 20s/early 30s, with demanding careers are smoking pot!

I know, right? But wait, not only that, they're also not fat! (Or poor!) According to the piece, one in five female pot smokers lives in a household earning more than $75,000 a year. Or as Marie Claire refers to it: "The Pottery Barn set." This type of woman likes to "kick off her Marc Jacobs pumps" at the end of a long, hard workday, and unwind by smoking a joint as her "3-carat cushion-cut engagement ring catches the light." Also, did I mention that she's not fat? Because the article reminds the reader several times.

These woman are (thin) professionals: "lawyers, editors, insurance agents, TV producers, and financial biggies…nothing like the unemployed out-of-shape schlubsters who are a staple of the Judd Apatow canon." Also, "sugary cocktails" are super high (no pun intended) in calories, so weed is somewhat of a Weight Watchers alternative for getting one's buzz on.

One 28-year-old woman profiled in the piece said she'd been warned of the risks of marijuana—"My mom told me that I'd get hooked and get the munchies and get fat"—but she learned this was "baloney" when she lost 25 pounds despite the fact that she smokes weed regularly.

Her secret: She eats a healthy meal right before she smokes, which seems to curb her appetite. 'The munchies are absolutely something you don't have to get into,' Schwartz maintains. 'Of course, the desire to eat is always there.'

Ummmkay… She also added, "I'll go to the gym for an hour, then come back home and smoke a joint while I listen to jazz and read books—I just finished The Fountainhead."

This morning, Today reported on the magazine's 411 on 420. (They also had a great graphic.)

Wow. Who would've thought that an expensive habit that lends itself well to introspective—albeit retarded—thoughts would popular amongst women with a little spending money and a lot on their minds?

Stiletto Stoners [Marie Claire]

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about vaginas, Skittles, and Glitter. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter.

"Do People Really Use Condoms For Blow Jobs?" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I take a trip down memory lane, and show you all the stuff we didn't want to show you before. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter. As always, we like pictures.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about our jobs, buttholes, and incest. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter. If we remember to check it, we'll answer those, too.

P.S. For reference on the turtle question, view here.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about gayness, gay porn, and Italian cuisine and fashion. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter. If we remember to check it, we'll answer those, too.

Do I Have To Change My Tampon Every Time I Pee? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about lube, butt flaps, and Michael Jackson. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter. If we remember to check it, we'll answer those, too.

"I Don't Want To Go To My Friend's Wedding…" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Once you go black…


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.You might prefer dimpled balls.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Short but sweet.


Bubbler balls.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Day-old dog poop.


Double header!


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.A dick with a rib cage gives a whole new meaning to "boner."


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Just for his pleasure.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Shocker!


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Peyronie's bong.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Camo, for the outdoorsy type.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.No veins.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Straight shooter.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Dude, where's my carb?


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Steel vagina.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Ketchup and bun?


Guys who smoke enough pot to get a naked lady pipe are hippies, which is why they prefer their naked ladies all natural down there.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.It's rare that something is weird yet predictable.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.You suck butt.


You suck orange butt.


Three input draw.


The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.It's almost boring at this point.


Cirque du Soleil.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer gay-related questions about skin tags, prison rape, and foreign accents. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. Or to Twitter. If we remember to check it, we'll answer those, too.

How Do Gay Men Feel About Vaginas? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about gay boyfriends, fisting, and drinking your mom's wine. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Or send us your phone number! We wanna talk.)



Will Continued Use Of Tampons Stretch Out My Vagina? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answered a bunch of questions, but we forgot to turn the camera on. When we finally did turn the camera on, we forgot to read the emails. This is why we're unable to do this every week. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Or send us your phone number! We wanna talk.)

Sometimes We Forget To Turn The Camera On. from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about pubes, gossip, and female circumcision. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Or send us your phone number! We wanna talk.)

How Long Do I Have To Wait To Have Sex After An Abortion? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

• Barack Obama had a meeting and a bunch of potheads showed up. Somebody told them there would be brownies. [NY Times]

• Then the Republicans held a meeting to talk about their alternative budget and a bunch of people expecting numbers showed up and there were neither numbers OR pot brownies because the Republicans ate 'em. Jason Linkins calls that "happy hour at the Chuckle Hut." [Huffington Post]
• Then Robert Gibbs went all Jon Stewart on them, harshing their mellow. [Washington Post]
• And then Michelle Bachmann introduced a bill to prevent the establishment of a world currency and everyone got really pissed that the Republican leadership had bogarted all the weed. [CBS News]
• Lacking in mind-altering substances, John McCain finally admitted everyone voted for Sarah Palin instead of him. [Washington Independent]
• His former lead staffer Steve Schmidt came out for gay marriage but not in that way, and McCain turned to the bottle and some old Vicodin he found. [Huffington Post]
• Sarah Palin sought to blunt Republican criticism of her plan to reject one-third of the federal stimulus money by not showing up to a meeting with Republican legislators. [Politico]
• New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand prefers straight nicotine to weed by, like, a lot. [NY Times]
• Papa's got a brand-new Afghanistan strategy that includes Pakistan and doesn't make your heroin any cheaper, so stick to weed. [NY Times]

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I answer questions about semen and platonic relationships, and we get an update on a previously answered question about bestiality. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Or send us your phone number! We wanna talk.)

How Can A Guy Bring Up His Rape Fantasy To His Girlfriend? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

(Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode Rich, Susie, and I answer questions about asexuals, diaper fantasies, and inverted nipples. Got a question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Or send us your phone number! We wanna talk.)

How Should I Talk To My Daughter About Masturbation? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Don't get me wrong. I love Lil Wayne. I love that he looks like a goblin. I love that he publicly acknowledges his enthusiasm for weed. I love that he doesn't write lyrics, and they're all in his head. I love that his teeth are weird. And I loved that when Katie asked him about being a role model and if he's a good example for people on how to live their lives he said, "If you need an example for how to live, then you just shouldn't have been born."

While I appreciate his honesty about his drug use, and personally don't see anything wrong with it, I was pissed at Katie Couric's reactions to his answers, giving him playful, "Oh you" type of grins. It implied that she is okay with that "boys will be boys" attitude/excuse for behavior. I just kept thinking that if she were talking to a 26-year-old mother of two young kids who was talking about getting high on cold medication and pot, she wouldn't be grinning. And people would be reaching for their torches and pitchforks.