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Get up and go.

You've reached that certain age when all your friends are marching up the aisle and preparing to enjoy a life of cozy couples vacations and you are increasingly friendless, never mind not being able to get laid two days running by the same guy. And it's the holidays and you've got nowhere to go and no-one to go with.

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Jeans genie.

July's Glamour screams "Found! The sexiest jeans for every size" and beneath the hysteria is an extremely useful feature on jeans to fit every body (well, obviously not real fatties like us) and tips on how to make the best of what you've got once you've squeezed yourself into your jeans. The best fun is over at…