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    "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    That first letter makes me stabby.

    I guarantee the subject of that letter could find someone way better...because really anything would be an improvement over a shallow, misogynistic douche bag.
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    Image of neitherherenorthere neitherherenorthere
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    Is there some special schooling some dudes go to to learn this stuff?! My then husband told me that he had been in touch with his exgirl friend from high school, and he wanted to go there for a couple weeks to see if it would "work out." Mind you, he was chatting on the phone with her while I was going to NIGHT SCHOOL to try and get educated to make our lives better....while living in a home we owned with my mother, who was on the upper floors. (Before the net, ladies). He wanted the door open to come back if it didn't work out! When I told him to go screw himself, he pulled the "Well, your love turned to hate pretty fast" trick. Yeah. You're the jerk, but it's my fault I don't love you enough to set you free to find happiness with your ex! And yeah, he was a "nice" guy. Gaah.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/05/09

    @neitherherenorthere: My mind is boggled from the jackassery of that dude!
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    I just read the excepts and not the site, but I don't get why so many Jezzies are assuming he is a Nice Guy (TM).


    A Nice Guy (TM) focuses his energies on how women don't appreciate them because he's a nice guy and women like bastards, despite the lies they tell men.


    This guy isn't doing that. I assume the "I'm a dude!" is mostly so he doesn't get the "Your a ugly bitch whoz hates men!" emails. And yeah, he probably wouldn't mind meeting a lady through the site, thus the single part, but it takes more than that to be a Nice Guy (TM).

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    You know, maybe sometimes it's just a matter of defining your terms.

    What in the Holy Molehill of Tarnation has deluded these guydudes into thinking they're "decent" men?

    What Satanic inversion of Webster's Dictionary are they using?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    WOW, my CEFAD seem tame in comparison.


    in the immortal words of rachel zoe: "I DIE!!"

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    I'm not weirded out by Weasel- I'm surprised MORE guys don't get infuriated about this. Douchebags ruin things for everyone. (And it's not misandry to be weirded out by someone. Sigh.)
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    'paul' needs to be shot with a bb gun in a veeeery special place. 'erin/aaron', too.
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    Image of steampoweredboy steampoweredboy
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    This is a guy trying to get women to like him by saying "Oh baby, that guy's a jerk, I'm a man who UNDERSTANDS".


    It's a bullshit, high school move. If you define what is good only by what is not good you're just a fucking shadow.

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    02/05/09

    @steampoweredboy: You are so good. Why aren't you up there bumping Greg Behrendt off a stage?
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    02/05/09

    @steampoweredboy: So is this why Best-of-Craigslist keeps contacting me for NSA sex? 'cause that is shit is just funny, much like the stuff on the guy's sites.
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    Okay, these blogs are hilarious. Well done, Weasal.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    I love it when people assume they're the best you can do, as if physical attributes were the ultimate aspect women look for in a relationship.
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    Image of edgyspice edgyspice
    02/05/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: I actually had a guy tell me that I'd "never do any better" than him. I think I just laughed.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    02/05/09

    @edgyspice:


    I actually had a guy tell me that I'd "never do any better" than him.


    Nice trick: a sentence that, when spoken, automaticallly invalidates itself.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02/05/09

    @edgyspice: Seems like that would have been the optimal response.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    02/05/09

    @chritter: That is the 4th Law of Physics, I believe.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    02/05/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: Ah, at long last, the Fourth Law of Thermodouchenamics!
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    Image of RedVelvetCake RedVelvetCake
    02/05/09

    @chritter: Oh, god! That was funny!!!
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    02/05/09

    @RedVelvetCake: Teh funniez is in the air around here, no matter the subject. Sometimes you have to laugh, or eat BRAAAAINNNS!!!
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    Image of kikiembryonic kikiembryonic
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    ...our egos have forced us to up the anti


    BARHAR!


    Can one man be all painfully insecure, vitriolic, mean-spirited, absusive AND unintelligent too? Yes, one man can.



    Thar's a winner in that thar sea cap'n!

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/05/09

    @kikiembryonic: "Thar's a winner in that thar sea cap'n!" made me let out an explosive laugh in the middle of my dead-quiet office!
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    Image of chenier chenier
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    Can I just say that that is the CUTEST donkey/ass picture ever?! Awww!!!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/05/09

    @chenier:

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    02/05/09

    @Jack_Burton: GAAAAAAAH. That was too much cute!!!
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    Also:


    You will fall down the slippery trail of scumbag ex's, I know being the slut you are….


    I am sorry that I have been mean lately.


    That has to be the quickest apology I have ever encountered.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02/05/09

    @pandorasmittens: That's not an apology. That's a psychedelic mood swing.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    (Testing... I can't see any comments but I know they're here somewhere and I am hoping by posting one I can make them magically reappear.)


    Also, please God let this guy keep posting these letters. I LIVE for CEFAD, and it is so rarely bestowed upon us, having something to tide me over would be marvelous.

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
    Hey, I applaud anyone willing to collect and publish seriously crappy emails for the edification and amusement of all, whether their vadge is on the inside or the outside.
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