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    Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?

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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    I sang the entire Gainsbourg 5:55 album to myself in the mirror last night while drunk.

    True story.

    She could shill for anything (except Wal-Mart) and I would still love her.
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    07/16/09

    @Penny: I am jealous of your drunken memory. I would shout "AAHM CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG and then fall over. Kudos!
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    07/16/09

    @Penny: "5:55"--Air wrote all the songs on that album, right? (Look at us, Penny dear, dating ourselves by calling these things "albums.." Ha!) Very charming Euro muzak, but I still think "Lemon Incest" is Mme. Gainsbourg's finest pop music moment yet.
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    07/16/09

    @snugbug: Yes I believe they produced the album and wrote some, if not all, of the songs.

    Is calling albums "albums" dated?? So retro!
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    07/16/09

    @Penny: I lovelovelove her. But I'm not sure if I want to see her snip off her ladybits with a scissor.
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    07/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Really! The Balenciaga campaign should dovetail nicely with her role of grief-stricken mom and homicidal wife in the latest Larsie von Trier flick. According to some Cannes fest-related crap I read, the MPAA is demanding that von Trier re-cut the film, because as is, they won't even release it with an NC-17 rating.. Knowing how mule-ish von Trier is about final cut (and good for him), this might actually mean the film will never land in U.S. theaters.. =(
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/16/09

    @snugbug: What happened to freedom of speech (or similar)? People are old enough to make their own choices to see a movie or not without the MPAA censoring. Crap.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    RE: "Miguel Adrover's 2001 MeetEast collection"



    Thanks for reminding me of this guy.. Is he still in the shmata trade? A real artist, IMHO. I was so moved by one of his pieces back in 2000--an overcoat he crafted out of the cover of a mattress on which his friend/neighbor Quentin Crisp had ailed and died. A poetic gesture wrought in fabric--although I can see whyit might've sent consumers + critics screaming into the woods.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    If you want to see Crocs really go bust, watch this:
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    After Emma Watson's masterly put down of perfume-shilling the other day, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Julia R-R seem so, well, uncool by comparison, no?
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    07/16/09

    @Diziet_Sma: She's just modeling for the campaign though, it's not 'stupidly named perfume' BY Charlotte Gainsbourg. I think that's what Watson was getting at. I could be totally wrong though.
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    07/16/09

    @stacyinbean: Yeah, I know. But really, the entire clothes-designer branded perfume thing is a crock, too.
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    07/16/09

    @Diziet_Sma: True, I guess I find it mildly more tolerable than all the Paris Hilton and J. Lo perfumes!
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    07/16/09

    @stacyinbean: Totally. But still, they're all ridiculous.
    "Ahh, the SMELL of it!" Remember that one?
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    07/16/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Ah...yes....but...argh. Charlotte's a MUSE! She and Nicholas have a really close relationship and he's often talked about how much she inspires him. Whatever, I love her, I will defend anything she does, let's face it!
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    07/16/09

    @stacyinbean: Personally, I'm kind of excited about a Balenciaga perfume. Nicolas Ghesquiere is phenomenal.
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    07/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: His clothes are stunning, I agree.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    "The people I chose to run my new store in London are nice. I cannot work with bitches, I can't, I can't."



    You and me both, buddy...though is he saying they're untalented? I don't think talent and non-bitchery are mutually exclusive. It's kind of a destructive mental construct to have.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    Nicolas Ghesquière picked the intolerably cool Charlotte Gainsbourg to advertise Balenciaga's perfume.

    This makes me happy. I am going to go on a mission to find these ads and make a scrapbook. And also do my best to not think of Anti Christ during said mission.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    I loved Charlotte in Jane Eyre.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    07/16/09

    In reply to Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
    REALLY, Mohr?



    Derelicte is so over. Just ask Derek Zoolander.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/16/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: But...but as a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must I become Derelicte!
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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    The news that Sam Jackson is "a huge Abba fan" is pretty much making my evening. Put him in Mamma Mia 2: Does Your Mother Know?, singing ANYTHING (if all the good Abba stuff has been exhausted, give him Frida's "I Know There's Something Going On"), and you have my twelve dollars, no questions asked.
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    Image of Lola Lotus Lola Lotus
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Did Matthew McConaughey magically impregnante his wife while she was pregnant?
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    06/23/09

    @Lola Lotus:The math looks to me like she got pregnant when baby Levi was about 8 months old, yes?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/23/09

    @odinsraven: yes. Matt works fast, also, her name is Camila with one "l" only.
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    Image of yes, i do know how to use my mouth yes, i do know how to use my mouth
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    'Kate Gosselin's brother Kevin Kreider and his wife Jodi Kreider were so outraged by Kate discussing her divorce on TV that they agreed to do an interview with Radar Online in their home minutes after last night's Jon and Kate Plus 8 ended.'


    Yeah. Because giving an interview is totally the right thing to do when they're SO MAD about the kids.

    I swear, this show has become a huge staged soap opera with appearances by cake makers and motorcycles. Not cool guys. Not cool.

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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    06/23/09

    @lestylegirl: And not to side with Kate here or anything, but why are they outraged at Kate and not at that doofus Jon?
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    06/24/09

    @ihateyourescalade: I was very hesitant to wade into the Jon/Kate fray earlier today, because I felt like my opinion might have been shouted down, but....


    The common denominator I've noticed in the downfall of relationships related to that family is Kate. Kate is the one who has lost the support of friends, family, etc. etc. If she were the innocent party, I feel like she might have more support. Just an observation...

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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    I think based on Melissa Leo's description I should have met Christian Bale when he was in his Laurie or Jack Kelly phase. . .oh well.


    Also, Sam Jackson, if you were such a good friend with Ms. Lloyd, you would have known about her involvment with Mamma Mia before awards season (especially as she also directed the play).

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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/23/09

    @hfree: Jack Kelly is my forever boyfriend, no matter how old I get.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    My cat talks to me. Mostly to say, "Bitch please." With her eyes.


    I like the twins' names--they're sort of from another era, yeah, but nice. As other said, it's better than something like Muffin and Scone.

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    06/23/09

    @lalaland13: Mine screams "you jerk!", stomps to the corner of the room and stares at you.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Famous last words, Sir Paul. Look out for falling satellites and out of control taxis. The gods of irony lock in their sights anyone who makes claims such as you have. It's science.
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    Image of annewithaneee annewithaneee
    06/23/09

    @MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: Exactly. I knocked some wood for him.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    06/24/09

    @annewithaneee: his ex-wife's leg?
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Are Carl's Jr burgers even good or as popular as other fast food/restaurant chains? They keep pumping out these sexist ads with their gross looking burgers. I mean if you're going to advertise food at least it should look appealing right? I love a good burger as much as the next person but if they think some random celeb writing around in a bikini and facefucking their burgers is going to lead to a surge in sales then maybe i'm not their target demographic but then who is? I hate to think that folks are choosing burgers on anything else other than price, fuck some ingredients, taste and quality.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: fuck some? wtf, that should say awesome or fuck awesome, i guess.
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    Image of Kerplunky Kerplunky
    06/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Fucking ingredients it is! Please pass the ketchup and a um ... pickle.


    Carl's Jr. is pretty popular in LA at least. Hardee's (in NC where I grew up) not so much.

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/23/09

    @Kerplunky: haha, what about in n out burger? I totally associate that chain with the West Coast and i hear it's pretty popular.
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