Beauty 101: "Okay, How Does Ladybit Shaving Actually Work?"

Last week, our Beauty 101 series focused on the hair that sits atop one's head. This week, we're going to concentrate on reader concerns about the hair that grows, well, pretty much everywhere else:
Advertising Fail
DC beauty salon D'Brows has decided to capitalize on the controversy surrounding Erykah Badu's latest video by suggesting that Badu's confidence comes from "a good waxing." The press release even nonsensically claims she "read this" before shooting the video. [TheSexist]
The Vagacial: Now Your Vagina Needs A Facial Too
Marketers are getting better at capitalizing on the idea that vaginas are gross. First there was labia dye, and now San Francisco's Stript Wax Bar is offering the "Vajacial," a facial for your vagina.
Wax On, Wax Off
In case you needed a reminder that beauty means getting your pubic hair ripped off by a stranger, a Bucharest agency has created this charming ad, which allows you to tear off individual hairs — and get their number. [CopyRanter]
Body Hair: The Long & Short Of It
Bliss Spa is hiring people in gorilla suits to roam the streets of New York handing out coupons for waxing to promote hair-removal services. The slogan: "We're wild about hair removal." Our slogan: obsession with hairlessness is out of control.
Kendra: "I Am A Waxing Virgin"; The Rest Of The World: "Huh?"
On last's night Kendra, Kendra claimed that her fiancé "has always putten [sic] up with this big bush I have." Then she said she was a "waxing virgin." You could have knocked me over with a pubic hair.
Michael Phelps Not Ready To Commit
- Michael Phelps isn't really looking for a girlfriend. "I am 23 now and if I went out with a girl she wouldn't see much of me until I get past 30," he explains. That's just silly! Ladies see plenty of you. When you're wearing a swimsuit. [Daily Express]
- David and Victoria Beckham's "car crash" was actually just a car…
Aestheticians Are The Recession's Best Groomed Victims
Big Hair Is Sexy, Cigarettes Whiten Teeth, Not Having Cellulite Is Awesome
Sometimes you can't even get to the heart of the editorial content of a magazine because there are so many ads. And while a few ads are innocuous, pretty or straightforward, many are just bad. Hence, Badvertising! After the jump, some of the worst advertisements from recent issues of Elle, Allure and Glamour.
Paying Someone To Cut You Is Growing In Popularity
The economy may be in the crapper, but Americans know what's really important: Looking good! Science Daily reports that plastic surgery procedures will quadruple by the year 2015. They're predicting that cosmetic surgery will weather the current decline, and that in 7 years, 55 million surgeries will be performed…
How Do You Care For the Hair Down There?
With summer already here, some of us are heading for a change in pubic hair maintenance procedures, bringing on yet another existential crisis — do we do it for men, for ourselves or, like so much other fashion, for other women? I survey the other Jezebel editors, my (straight) guy friends unlucky enough to be logged…
"What's Wrong With Me?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Hoda to my Kathie Lee, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like ticklish balls, dating transsexuals, and lost panties. Got a…
Plus-Size Miss England Contestant Would Like To See Your Bikini Line
She's 176 lbs. and she just might become the next Miss England. 17-year old Chloe Marshall says she entered the world of pageants to teach people that "big is beautiful." Surely with her winning smile and an attitude that's as gorgeous as her body, she'll go far. And if she doesn't? Well, Chloe says she'd love to…
This Week, Butts Were Waxed, Babies Were Born, And Bush's Spokespretty Was Stupid
- Past Fashion: Easter outfits!!!
- Slut Machine returned from vacation and brought back some advice about buttcracks.
- You told us what happens to your buttcracks — and all your other lady bits — when you are with child. (Pssst: you pee your pants a lot)
- We learned about man parts too.
Mary J. Blige Dishes On PMS, Brazilian Waxes, & Her Mile High Club Membership On Tyra
Mary J. Blige was on Tyra today promoting her new album Growing Pains, and she was very candid. The Queen of Hip Hop Soul really opened up when she admitted to having sex on a commercial airline flight. She also says she's bloated and bitchy from PMS for three weeks out of the month, which would mean that she's only…
How Young Is Too Young For Plucking?
The celebrity blogosphere has itself in a tizzy over little Lourdes Ciccone Leon's eyebrows, photographed in closeup at an event last night in London. DListed applauds Lourdes's Mama Madonna for "not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in makeup and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age," while the Evil…
Forest fire control.
In today's 'are you friggin' serious?' news, the improbably-named Cindy Barshop, Paris Hilton's bikini waxer radios in to Us Magazine from Damage Control Central.
Us: So why do you think celebrities are skipping the underwear and going commando?
