Madame Tussauds is kindly asking you derelicts to stop humping Nicki Minaj’s wax figure.
Your dreams of taking a selfie with the selfie queen Kim Kardashian taking a selfie can now be real.
As far as wax figures go, we've seen a lot worse. And the hair looks great?
Not only are real-life women being forced into impossible standards of thinness, but so are fakes! At the unveiling of her wax figure at Madame Tussaud's, attendees were shocked to see a newfound slimness around the hips in the faux Camilla Parker Bowles. Madame Tussaud's, of course, insists that wax Bowles'…