Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Children

Okey dokey! Here we go the fuck again!!! Not content with draining my will to live via chemical burn and washcloth sandwich Candy Corn Oreos last September, Nabisco has released a new seasonal Oreo flavor for my editor to force into my mouth on camera. You've probably heard of it by now. It is the Watermelon Oreo. » 6/27/13 1:20pm 6/27/13 1:20pm