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Shade Court: Groupon Strikes, Cougar Fights, and Showrunner Shade

Hello all you devout seekers of shade-justice, Shade Court is back in session. Your honor had to take a brief recess because dealing with all these affronts to the sanctity of shade is hard on a girl. I would apologize for my absence, but it is my supreme belief that no one should ever apologize for lying on a beach.… »5/08/15 4:10pm5/08/15 4:10pm

A Complete Guide to the Many Wars Being Waged in the 2012 Elections

If the 2008 election was characterized by Sarah Palin shooting wolves from helicopters and the McCain campaign in the foot (also from a helicopter), the 2012 election season thus far has been characterized by calling everything criticizing anything a "war" on that thing. But wars are nothing if not warlike, and with… »4/16/12 6:00pm4/16/12 6:00pm

Debate Redux: "That One" Won And That Other One Didn't

Ana Marie »10/08/08 10:00am10/08/08 10:00am had to beg off Crappy Hour due to the Straight Talk Express bus schedule — unlike the Bolt Bus, there's no free WiFi on board. 's sole response to a text was "Can't," is never up this early, has a real job that she's on her way to and is likely luxuriating in bed. Luckily, I have other friends, like …