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    Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    01/30/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I'm calling out the first picture as Germaine Greer.


    Gee, this would be a fun game! Can you get lots of pics of famous feminists and block out their faces and have us guess who they are by their clothing alone?

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/30/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    Number one, but make sure your unshaven legs/armpits are on display. You ain't a passive feminist!
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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    It's official. Megan, I love you.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I love the first one - I also love YOU, Megan Carpentier!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I wanna say that the comic logo is the Punisher, even though it isn't. If it was, though, it would complement the theme nicely.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    Where's the trucker hat? More trucker hat!
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I am really, really loving the Butch. GO BUTCH, MEGAN! DO IT FOR ALL OF US!
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I'm afraid #1 might instill the desire to "convert" you in GHWB. You know how some guys like a challenge. And the Stevie tribute? I don't think "dated" is enough to scare off a septuagenarian. More likely it'll throw him back to his randier days.


    So my vote's for The Butch. And if I may suggest an accessory for The Butch: a We-Can-Do-It-style bandanna would really top it off.

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    Image of DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think.... DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think....
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    wait, wait. where is your bandanna?! you gotta have a bandanna somewhere there...am I right ladeez?
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    Image of DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think.... DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think....
    01/29/09

    @BeatrixKot_ter: not just on the doggie! :)
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I vote #3, SF by way of Adams-Morgan. Sadie is right, you need dreamcatcher earrings and a stash of weed in the vaguely ethnic boho bag.
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    Image of chamomile chamomile
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    Sorry, I got lost in trying to figure out the opposite of what he might think was attractive. I was thinking the blue suit and matching blue wide-brimmed hat with blue lace that Nancy Reagan wore once. So what's the opposite of that?


    OK. OK. The butch look above, only with a torn plaid logger shirt over it (sleeves torn off at the top to make a faux tank top). Backwards baseball cap with a rainbow on it optional.


    The other option is to wear it with overalls instead of jeans. You can cut them off below the knee and wear socks and those tan work boots with black socks.

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/29/09

    @chamomile: Oh yes. Overalls need to be a part of this outfit.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    I vote for number 1 only because numbers 2 and 3 are too close to actual outfits I wear.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    Go for the first. It completely hides your shape. You look far too cute in the other two.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    oooh! i vote for number two with a septum piercing!
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    01/29/09

    @foco fo-SHO!: Oh my goodness YES. The septum piercing is a must.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    01/29/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: nothing says 'stay the FUCK away' like a septum piercing :!
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    01/29/09

    @foco fo-SHO!: that was supposed to be a smiley face. i can't type! i'm all a-flutter with dyke-ish outfit excitement!
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/29/09

    In reply to Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
    Outfit #1, with a plate of fetus cookies, complete with anatomically-ish correct frosting.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    01/29/09

    @stacyinbean: Fetus bites!
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