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Former ANTM Contestant Kim Stolz Parodies Tyra Banks Way Too Well

Tracie — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EDT

Remember Kim Stolz? She was the contestant from America's Next Top Model Cycle 5 who went on to become a correspondent for MTV News. Apparently, she took issue with last week's "Fiercee" photo shoot on ANTM, particularly Annaleigh's photo, for which the concept was "interviewer with an attitude." Remember when Kim interviewed Tyra at the real Fiercee Awards? And she was kinda bitchy? Well Kim thinks that Tyra was taking a dig at her with Annaleigh's modeling assignment. So Kim wrote an open letter to Tyra about it, and then made a parody video of Top Model panel, complete with that weirdo black hood that TyTy wore last week, and the shitty over-dubs! Take a look after the jump.

Kim Stolz Responds To Tyra Banks’ Dis (?) On ‘America’s Next Top Model’ [MTV via FourFour]

ANTM: Tyra Shows The Girls How To Model

Tracie — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Tyra isn't as much of a presence on Top Model as she used to be. She doesn't even go to the salons with the girls anymore when they get their makeovers. But once a cycle, we're treated to a "Tyra Teach," where she "learns" the girls how to pose, acts insane and inspires much hilarity. On last night's episode, she taught the girls how to cultivate their "signature pose," which makes no sense, but neither does wearing a Lipo in a Box bodysuit with a belt and heels as an outfit! Clip above, and after the jump, we wonder what the fuck Elina's tattoo means.

So is this a pro-life statement? Or is she just referring to her vaginal lips, which cannot speak.

A Shower Fight Breaks Out On America's Next Top Model

Jennifer — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Let's face it: It's not really a season of America's Next Top Model until the girls start fighting about the shower. Lucky for us, the moment arrived on last night's episode, when poor Aimee's "conservative values" prevented her from showering/appearing naked in front of the others, much to everyone's disbelief. Yup, all it took was one little "I call shower!" for a Jets vs. Sharks-like rumble to begin. Clip begins above.

Jaslene From ANTM Keeps It Classy (And Trashy)

Jennifer — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:15:00 EST

[New York, NY; January 24. Image via Getty.]

Tyra Banks Is NOT Smiling With Her Eyes

Jennifer — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:10:00 EST

[New York, NY; December 6. Image via FilmMagic.]

The organizing committee of the Beijing...

Jennifer — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:45:00 EST

The organizing committee of the Beijing Olympics is on the prowl for women to place the awards around athletes' necks during medal ceremonies. According to Reuters, the committee requires that women must be between the ages of 18 and 25, between 66 and 70 inches tall, have "good" figures, and be enrolled in a university. OMG — maybe China should recruit from the unusually brainy crop of models in this season's Project Runway! [Reuters]