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Reader Roundup Best Comment of the Day, in response to Single Slut Crashes New York Weddings Showcase: "For an extra 50,000, Walt Disney will rise from the dead and kill your mother." We say: we're in if Jiminy Cricket tap dances on her grave. • Worst, in response to Horton Hears A Tale Of Gender Inequality: "Dude, it is a Dr. Seuss movie! Can't we all just chillax?" We say: we can relax, or we can chill, but we can never, ever [redacted] — that word should never be written here again.

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators What's that banner ad getting the way of your Kristin Davis porn? Oh look, it's for Disney Resorts. Maybe you should take the kids this year! Anyway, this screenshot, and many more if you click, come to us courtesy the investigative journalism of the DrunkenStepfather, who found them surfing the putrid site Egotastic and emailed us with a typically inimitable missive (actually, you should click for that alone.) And to think we were just posting how great minds think alike! Enjoy!