Hurrah: An Incredibles Sequel Is on the Way

Let the child inside you rejoice! There’s another Incredibles movie in the works at Pixar and Walt Disney! That means more Elasta girl and Mr. Incredible! We get to see what became of Violet’s invisibility powers, Dash’s … dashing and the baby, Jack Jack. In the film’s final scene, baby Incredible essentially had every … » 3/18/14 4:45pm 3/18/14 4:45pm

Disney Will Be Taking Your Babies Now, Thank You

The Walt Disney Company, those white-glove-wearing cartoon animals who want to brand everything you touch or consume, is making a distinct push to become America's premiere baby outfitter, moving their brand's first impression on humans closer and closer to the moment of conception. Soon, we'll all be artificially… » 1/17/12 3:00pm 1/17/12 3:00pm

Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Single Slut Crashes New York Weddings Showcase: "For an extra 50,000, Walt Disney will rise from the dead and kill your mother." We say: we're in if Jiminy Cricket tap dances on her grave. • Worst, in response to Horton Hears A Tale Of Gender Inequality: "Dude, it is a Dr. Seuss… » 4/03/08 4:40pm 4/03/08 4:40pm

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

What's that banner ad getting the way of your Kristin Davis porn? Oh look, it's for Disney Resorts. Maybe you should take the kids this year! Anyway, this screenshot, and many more if you click, come to us courtesy the investigative journalism of the DrunkenStepfather, who found them surfing the putrid site Egotastic… » 3/27/08 2:20pm 3/27/08 2:20pm