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    Happy Hump Day!

    TGIF

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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I wish someone would feed me Hershey's kisses every time I did something right. I'd never screw up again.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/03/08

    @Maulleigh: werd
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    It's Delta Burke and TV's Major Dad!
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I thought he was smoking a pipe. After humping the bald man. Because, you know, it's *hump* day, and I assume walruses enjoy a post-coital smoke.
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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    12/03/08

    @Dottie Gale: Hahaha! Holy shit he'd kind of look like Sherlock Holmes if it were a pipe! That'd be an awesome getup for a walrus.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    No, wetsuit guy, I don't care how much you coo-coo-ca-choo for me. You are not the walrus.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/03/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.a.boy.ovumlord: but on account of your head you can be an Eggman
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    This pic is all kinds of awesome with a little bit of fisting sunshine thrown in.
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    Image of AmeryEunomia AmeryEunomia
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    The first thing I thought when I saw that picture was "are those Dr. Phil's parents?"
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/03/08

    @AmeryEunomia: hahahahahaha!
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    Image of R-Star R-Star
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I've already had my Wednesday high, induced by watching an episode of Zoo Babies featuring a baby gibbon called Thomas. My boyfriend called and asked what was wrong with my voice, on account of the squealing.
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDinosaur PurpleMonkeyDinosaur
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    This sax isn't as good as mai bukhet.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/03/08

    @PurpleMonkeyDinosaur: I read this as the sex wasn't as good as mai bukhet.


    Been there.

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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Who names a walrus Sara?
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/03/08

    @Khrushchev: hey! I know some awesome Sarahs!


    I also know a cow named Em, I think it's awesome

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/08

    @Khrushchev: I am tempted to make some kind of self-deprecating remark here, but I will refrain.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/03/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.a.boy.ovumlord: Honey, you're not that pregnant yet. Third trimester? We'll get you a nice bukkit.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    clever lolrus traded bukket for sexophone, let her shows joo it.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    And, looking at that photo makes me feel stoned.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/03/08

    @Archetype: Me too! And I haven't smoked weed in quite some time.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/08

    @morninggloria: I think it might have something to do with the lyrics to "I Am The Walrus" radiating through my brain.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/03/08

    @Archetype: those lyrics are always radiating through my brain, Goo Goo Ga Joob
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/03/08

    @Archetype: Damn, now you just caused the same effect in me. May have to review this page at home tonight.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    IZ PLAYIN TEH NO BUKET BLOOZ
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    Image of lisomiso lisomiso
    12/03/08

    @CrossWord: Heee!


    WIL PLAI FOR BUKKIT

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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/03/08

    @CrossWord: Damn it, you beat me to the bukkit joke.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    12/03/08

    @lisomiso:


    GOT NO FEETZ

    GOT NO SHOOZ

    GOT NO BUKKIT

    GOT TEH NO BUKKIT BLOOZ

     Reply
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    Image of swashbuckling swashbuckling
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    The least they could do is give back his bucket.
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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    12/03/08

    @swashbuckling: Bwahahahahhahaaaa
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/03/08

    @swashbuckling: ...or else!


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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/08

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Jez, I'd like to thank you. I haven't had the desire to work all day and you've been immensely helpful in perpetuating my laziness.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    12/03/08

    @Archetype: Word.
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