Most of Those Allegedly Great New Jobs for Women Are In Waitressing

We're well into what feels like our 129384712th consecutive month of articles harping on the notion that men are being screwed by this man-cession because they can't seem to man-age to man-euver their way back into man-jobs while meanwhile women Take The Lead and Lean In and End Men. And if you just look at the… » 9/19/13 12:20pm 9/19/13 12:20pm

Breaking: Being a Hot Woman Around Drunk Rich Pricks Sucks

Ever wondered what it's like to be a bottle service girl at one of those coke dusted d-bag watering holes called something like CLIMAX or ESCALATE or PIQUE or TRYST with $25 cover charges that would look horrifically depressing in natural light? Well, wonder no more — so-called "bottle service girls" have CONFESSED… » 7/12/13 5:30pm 7/12/13 5:30pm

Bars May Soon Finally Have to Turn the Damn Music Down

After years of being accused of being a prematurely elderly misanthrope who hates fun and wouldn't dream of rocking/rolling all night and partying ev-er-y day, your endless complaining about the volume of the inside of bars has finally been vindicated. Turns out, it is much too noisy in bars — so noisy, in fact, that… » 7/20/12 6:30pm 7/20/12 6:30pm

Waitressing At Hooters Is Apparently A Young Woman's Dream Job

While watching MTV this weekend (Top Model marathon), I noticed this commercial for Hooters. It's a straight-up recruitment ad for waitresses, targeting MTV's young, impressionable demographic, most of whom measure success in terms of fame rather than accomplishments, thanks largely to shows like The Hills, and role… » 5/05/08 4:20pm 5/05/08 4:20pm