Shorts So Ugly Not Even a Mother Could Love Them

Sometimes when you mix two things that don't naturally go together, you get something magical—like salty caramels or a mule. But sometimes things go terribly wrong, and you end up with a hideous mutant. That is exactly what happened here, with this unholy combination of cargo shorts and a denim waist. (They're so ugly… » 3/23/12 12:40pm 3/23/12 12:40pm