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brendastarlet is on it
11/03/08

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The Krispy Kremes in my part of the world are too far a drive, but Starbuck's is only 10 minutes from the polls and has a drivethrough!
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Lyricl
11/03/08

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Is it wrong that I'm trying to get with someone solely because he reminds me of Obama? Well not solely, he's also hot and funny. But the Obama thing is an incredible. I told my mom on the phone I knew someone who looked like Barack, and she was just a leeeetle bit too enthusiastic.

"Oh my god! Well you better get on that! He was SO CUTE in college."
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MizJenkins
11/03/08

@Lyricl: Last night on Larry King, DL Hughley predicted a huge upswing in white parents pushing their daughters to date black men. Kind of hilarious...quite possibly true?
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shewar
11/03/08

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Actually, I could use a new vibe. I've been using that Neutrogena Wave thing ever since Tracie featured it here.
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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
11/03/08

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What disturbs me is the effort put into the dildo. The little tie and jacket. Can't say those would be things I would be noticing if, ahem, I was using that. Not that I would, as it is very very disturbing.
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sybann
11/03/08

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Wow. That is just WRONG. Funny as hell. But wrong.
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Crabby Cakes
11/03/08

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I caught something on the radio this morning that said California has a law prohibiting getting anything for free just for voting. Trying to find it on-line, to no avail. Damnit, give me my free coffee, California!
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Cafezinha
11/03/08

@Crabby Cakes: Well, now I don't feel so bad that I'm missing out because I voted by mail. =)
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brendastarlet is on it
11/03/08

@Cafezinha: It's illegal to offer enticements TO vote, but it's not illegal to provide freebies AFTER you vote.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/03/08

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As long as the dildo is the only way anyone fucks with the legitimate election results, I'm down with that.
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Crabby Cakes
11/03/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: COTD nom. on that one!
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
11/03/08

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I'm so sad not to live in Seattle anymore. I would totally hit up the store. Perhaps another trek down to NYC is in store...
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Mama Penguino
11/03/08

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This is so wrong on so many levels. What's next, Babeland? The Mother Theresa Anal Beads?
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MizJenkins
11/03/08

@Mama Penguino: Not quite...

[www.divine-interventions.com]
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AthertonMerriweather
11/03/08

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How about giving away some free healthcare to those of us who vote?!
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shewar
11/03/08

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Gaaahhhh let the hedonism begin!

But I'm probably going to be too drunk tomorrow to operate a vibrator.
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hellosunshine
11/03/08

@shewar: I'm bringing lots of wine tomorrow night. I figure, if Obama wins, my hangover will be worth it. If McCain wins, I'll be a complete asshole on Wednesday anyway, might as well be hungover.
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shewar
11/03/08

@hellodarling! lurves FPOTUS Obama!: I'm thinking I'll bring wine and sugary baked goods. Stress eating/drinking here I come.
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♥ dosido☮
11/03/08

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Aw, dude - that pic should be behind a cut, for real. That is NOT work-safe.
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hellosunshine
11/03/08

@♥ dosido ☮: Yes!!
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Ipomoea
11/03/08

@♥ dosido ☮: Fifthed. It's hard to hide your screen from the people sitting in lecture next to you.
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dirtybee
11/03/08

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What about us early voters? Don't forget us just because we came early!
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hortense
11/03/08

@dirtybee says bee yourself!: ....That's what she said.

Sorry. Election mania has driven me temporarily insane.
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hellosunshine
11/03/08

@dirtybee says vote or bee dead!: Heh. Heheheheheheh.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
11/03/08

@dirtybee says vote or bee dead!: Maybe it's the title of the post but the phrase "just because we came early" is totally making me go to a dirty place in my head.
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Cafezinha
11/03/08

@dirtybee says vote or bee dead!: Yeah, dammit! I don't get free NOTHIN' 'cos I'm a permanent mail voter. Boo on that. I want a doughnut.
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dirtybee
11/03/08

@dianersb: proudly fake american: oh, it WAS intentional ;-)
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
11/03/08

@dirtybee says vote or bee dead!: Ha! I love a good dirty pun.
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Mafalda para Presidente
11/03/08

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Why vote if you can't get fat while doing it? It's the American way!

That being said, if I could vote I'd totally be cashing in on those promises. Since I can't, I'm going to have to pay for my doughnuts and make my own coffee, but I'll be tuning in to the news along with the rest of you!
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BlondeGrlz
11/03/08

@Mafalda para Presidente: I just realized the casino by my house has a Starbucks, Krispy Kreme and a Ben & Jerry's within a dozen feet of each other. That is TRULY the American Way!
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
11/03/08

@BlondeGrlz: Are you in Vegas?
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BlondeGrlz
11/03/08

@Vivelafat watches the watchmen.: Connecticut. Indian Casinos FTW!
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
11/03/08

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you can probably masturbate to teh election results without masturbating with the election results

*snorts coffee, coughs uncontrollably, worries those around her*
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