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    Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
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    Image of Mary Marsala with Fries Mary Marsala with Fries
    11/03/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Oh. Lovely.


    Condoms and Viagra: Fine.


    Vibrators and Plan B? EVILEVILEVILEEEEEEEVVVIIIILLL.


    That's it. I'm starting a pharmacy called "Separate but Equalized" where not only will there be vibrators and morning-after pills, but also 90% of the makeup will be designed to fix the flaws in how men look, and all the magazine covers will have scantily-clad guys on them and 50 new tips for driving your wife wild in bed.


    Breastfeeding will be allowed, but if you adjust your genitals on store property we'll taze your ass. ;)

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    Image of Homicidal Grad Student Homicidal Grad Student
    11/02/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Can't is probably too strong a word. The *ahem* health products mentioned are available in North TX chain pharmacies
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    Image of GarthVeto GarthVeto
    11/01/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    oh they'll scream and cry if you take their right to buy guns...but heaven forbid you let a person get their grove on...oh yeah now I know what's wrong with the country...its the damn politicians lol
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    Image of GiselleBeardchen GiselleBeardchen
    11/01/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Hey--here in liberated Indiana you have two to three choices of vibrating cock rings in plain sight and self serve out in the open near the pharmacy at Wal*Mart! No shit! Err--so someone told me. If you use the self check out-no ones the wiser.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/01/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    I go online. There are a few adult shops around here, but I don't know if it's the Southern Protestant guilt or what, but they seem sleazy and scummy and have been busted for doing stuff like arranging gay sex or somesuch. Anyway, I prefer the clean and well-lit mypleasure.com.


    This law, of course, is bullshit. I wish people didn't believe that the penis-vagina connection is so sacred it must not be sullied with a battery-operated device. I know liberal whores (ok, a bit of hyperbole there) who seem to think that.

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    Image of ninjatoddler ninjatoddler
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Sex toys got banned ever since the devil went down to Georgia.
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    Image of bohemian bohemian
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Red staters (certain red staters) want to ban anything even remotely fun. No wonder they are always so angry and indignant.
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    Image of Pinget Pinget
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Keep googling. Some companies, such as www.healthyandactive.com allow purchase by Alabama residents, and will ship to Alabama. Internet wins!
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    Image of ironchef ironchef
    10/31/08

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    Utan banned "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" but allow Saw V
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    Image of lilydancing lilydancing
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    i think i'll go use one of my vibrators in protest! happy halloween!
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    Image of MrsMac MrsMac
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    You can by vibrating cock ring from the Asda superstore in my area its next the condoms and vitamins ,(have tried it and its awesome)btw Wallmart owns the Asda chain
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    Image of MrsMac MrsMac
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    I cling to my vibrator like some people cling to their guns (from my cold dead hands people)
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    Image of UrbanaErato UrbanaErato
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Here in Texas, the packages were all just marked "For Novelty Only" and there would even be signs in some sex shops that all devices were novelty gifts, not intended for penetration. ;)
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    Image of supremecourtjester supremecourtjester
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    To summarize what Paul Krugman wrote on the Times op ed page today we have to buy, baby buy, or our economy will go bye bye, baby.


    Don't the states that ban battery operated sex toys want a vibrant economy?

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    Image of Mary Ratliff Mary Ratliff
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    I could have sworn I saw these displayed right on the shelf with the condoms. Maybe it was one of the rare times I'm at a drug store in D.C. instead of VA?


    I really thought that was at my grocery store though. Now I have to investigate...

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