Jezebel: vomit

"Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked?"

Tracie — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about puking, crushing, and dining halls. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Randy To Simon: Dog, Are You Gonna Hurl?

Dodai — Thu, 22 May 2008 10:15:00 EDT

[West Hollywood, May 21. Image via Splash.]

Fashion Week Make You Want To Hurl? We're Here To Help

Anna — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:30:00 EDT

We couldn't let our first Fashion Week go by without making some sort of a statement, right? Yeah, well, today that statement shat itself all over the steps leading up to the tents in midtown Manhattan's Bryant Park. At precisely 2pm today, two badass young broads clad in eggplant-hued stewardess outfits sidled up to the cement staircase facing NYC's 6th Avenue bearing gifts for the dazzling yet dispossessed: Jezebel barf-bags. (Yes, real, airline-approved barf-bags). Inside the bags? More fashionista fun, namely, Ex-Lax, tongue depressors and, to top it all off, Tic-Tacs. (Who doesn't need a little freshening up after a particularly purge-worthy display of expensive shit?). Below, a gallery of more pictures. (Click on any picture to see entire set)

[Photograph by Briana Heard. Hairstyling: Kevin Woon & MichaelAnthony for the Woon Salon, NYC. Makeup: Christine Vega, Mondo Morales]

Breakfast at Tiffany.com

eurotrash — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:31:54 EST

"What do you get when you mix a cup of love, 1/2 cup of sweetness, 1/3 cup of hugs and 1/4 cup of spice? A measuring cup set that ensures every dish they whip up will come straight from the heart. A unique kitchen addition for foodies and those they love, this stackable set is engraved with heart-warming measurements and features a small heart cutout at the end of each handle."

If we had a boyfriend, which we don't and we never will because they are all pigs and we age another week of despair every five minutes, but if we did actually have a boyfriend and he gave us a cup of hugs for Valentines Day, we would probably use it to hold our vomit.

This, on the other hand, would go a long way towards convincing us not to dump our non-existent boyfriend, even if he is a little bit crap in bed.