Years ago, Chris Rock asked a number of comedians to rewrite a movie. In return, he gave them $5,000, fed them, and Rolexes engraved with "Thanks Motherfucker" on the back. Tina Fey and Louis CK both got the same exact watches.
- Valentino on his final collection, showing tomorrow in Paris: "It's a happy collection. It's not a collection with tears in between." Right, because then it would be a bipolar collection, and at 12 minutes or so that's a lot for any audience to take. [WWD, sub req'd]
- And in other last-Valentino-show-ever news, the…