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lilbobbytables
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
I had a bacon manhattan. It was....interesting. In the "won't be having bacon liquor again" way.
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LolaQuinn is full of beans
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
You got bacon in my vodka!

No, you got vodka in my bacon!
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Nuckin Futz for you
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
I just found what I would love to buy my boyfriend for our anniversary. He'd flip.
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tscheese
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
OH NO! It is the APORKALYPSE! It is HAMAGEDDON!

Actually, I really want this.
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Sister Toldja
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
The liqour industry worked very hard to create a product that I wouldn't ever consider drinking. Did my mother have a hand in this?

The chocolate people did the same thing with "Mo's Bacon Bar", vomit vomit die die.
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rocknrollunicorn
04/29/09

@Sister Toldja: If you haven't tried a chocolate bacon bar... well, your prerogative but you are missing out.

Personally I've had the Vosges and it was amazing.
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Hana Maru
04/29/09

@rocknrollunicorn: I was not at all impressed with the Vosges bar. I couldn't believe I'd paid $7 for it, either.
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jeepgirl
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
Egypt will commence the burning of all Bakon vodka.
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marshmallory
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
A vodka sauce made with this would probably be delicious. But that's about the only good use I can come up with.
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NefariousNewt
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
Who would want a vodka that tastes like Kevin Bacon?
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mbprice
04/29/09

@NefariousNewt: Lori Singer.
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megnificent
04/29/09

@NefariousNewt: Kevin Bacon vodka should be chilled and served at exactly six degrees.
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mbprice
04/29/09

@megnificent: And we have a winner!
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PreposterousHypothesis
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
I love meat-flavored liquor! On my shelf right now is the rare Bacardi-and-beef concoction, RedRum, and my delectable sausage-infused tequila, Oscar Cuervo.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
Just don't mix it up with your bacon sex lube.
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mbprice
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
There's a place in Alexandria, VA called PX, and the bartenders there serve a drink called a BLT. It's bacon-infused vodka (which they make themselves), ice cubes made of frozen lettuce, and a cherry tomato garnish.

It's seriously fucking good.
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Ipomoea
04/29/09

@mbprice: oh my god, i'm buying a plane ticket now.
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AtomicBellyButton
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
Adding this to food is the only thing I can think of that wouldn't be really gross. Into a white sauce for mac n cheese. Maybe in a marinara type, tomato based sauce over pasta.
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megnificent
04/29/09

@AtomicBellyButton: I'm buying this for my Penne alla Vodka recipe.
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hydrogen_jukebox
04/29/09

@AtomicBellyButton: Penne a la Bacon Vodka. Sounds Promising!
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brinkswomanship
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
I am trying and failing to imagine what this would taste like. But you better believe that if I come across anything like it in real life, I'm giving it a try.

I wonder if you could just take plain vodka and let some fried bacon infuse in it for awhile. *ponders*
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
Not all good things belong together. See church and state, separation of.
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Sister Toldja
04/29/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I am for the seperation of bacon and everything.
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morninggloria
04/29/09

In reply to Swine Brew
When I was in college, I sang in a churchy choir that had warm ups for mass at 8:30 am on Sundays, so I usually did not drink on Saturday nights. This one Saturday, I broke with tradition and got a little silly. When my alarm went off the next morning at 7:30 am, my throat was parched and I was feeling terrible, but I didn't want to miss choir, so I got out of bed and stumbled to my dorm fridge, threw the door open, grabbed a water bottle, untwisted the top, and took a huge gulp.

Unfortunately, that was our secret vodka water bottle.

I can only imagine how much more I would have wanted to vomit had the vodka tasted like bacon.
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mbprice
04/29/09

@morninggloria: Yep, been there. They really should make vodka look like something else besides deliciously refreshing water.
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