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    V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    05/03/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    If you guys are on the comp list for Purple Magazine, consider me a jealous green.
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    britneyspearstears was starred britneyspearstears was unstarred
    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I'm going to guess that V was going for a style here, not just really bad photoshopping. The probably should have actually used a masking film and x-acto to get the right result, instead of re-creating it with photoshop. It might have worked.
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    TildeMarks was starred TildeMarks was unstarred
    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    to me, it looks like they were purposefully going for a trashy look. there's enough silhouetting programs out there to mask out backgrounds more perfectly, if that's what they wanted to do. which they do all the time when they put the cover logo half in front of, or half behind, a model's head.


    nah, the florescent colors, hard lines, sloppy silhouetting, the font choice~~ this is their interpretation of "edgy." and you're right, naomi pulls off the idea best.

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    msAnthrope was starred msAnthrope was unstarred
    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I think Naomi's Photoshopping is the worst because they didn't bother to cut out the individual strands of hair, so she has a white blob in the background of her head. High fashion!
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    mysterygirl was starred mysterygirl was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Are Eva's hips normally narrower than her shoulders? Although with so much wrong going on, I could be mistaken. It's like Adobe vomited on her.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Dude, for a second I thought Kate was wearing Miss California and I was all, "Fuck yeah!"
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    05/01/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Would that be an opposite coat?
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Is that hair coat a Chris March?


    Terrible cute and paste job. I need a job, V, and I can do much better than that!

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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of Philippa Snoulton Philippa Snoulton
    05/01/09

    @AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie:


    I have no idea who Chris March is, so this could be a joke I am stamping all over, but it's Margiela.

     Reply
    Philippa Snoulton was starred Philippa Snoulton was unstarred
    Image of bangers bangers
    05/01/09

    @Philippa Snoulton: Chris March was a ProjRunway finalist two season ago who did all kinds of strange but compelling design with human hair
     Reply
    bangers was starred bangers was unstarred
    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Ringflash overload.
     Reply
    bananaballs was starred bananaballs was unstarred
    Image of inabook inabook
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Kate and Eva are... theoretically wearing swimsuits? Without tops? Which would be... rather uncomfy for most beaches in America? And possibly rather illegal?
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    inabook was starred inabook was unstarred
    Image of RedVelvetCake RedVelvetCake
    05/01/09

    @inabook: Not to mention that the bottoms are really high-waisted, like old-fashioned girdles. If you're going to go topless, why have such a large bikini bottom? I don't get it.
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    RedVelvetCake was starred RedVelvetCake was unstarred
    Image of inabook inabook
    05/01/09

    @RedVelvetCake: hmm, the amount of fabric IS intriguing... maybe they DO have bikini tops, but the manufacturer thought women have no waists?
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    inabook was starred inabook was unstarred
    Image of captainhaddock captainhaddock
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Blergh! Sorry to be all picking-out-a-random-detail-to-comment on, but Claudia's shoes are totally making feel claustrophobic.


    Gawd, so ugly!


    Re the bad photoshop: Heh, when it comes to fashion magazines, I'd err on the side of ridiculous and assume it's intentional...

     Reply
    captainhaddock was starred captainhaddock was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/01/09

    @captainhaddock: haha, I just saw them in Vogue or W recently and thought "oooh, inappropriate in every way and PRETTY!"
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    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    But...Naomi Cambpell isn't wearing a swimsuit...she's wearing a playboy bunny costume...guh?


    What is V magazine anyway? Is it some super fabulous magazine that I'm just too unhip to have heard of?

     Reply
    TheExperience was starred TheExperience was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    05/02/09

    @TheExperience: Bless your heart. I thought I was the only one who had not heard of this V magazine.
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    NewsBunny was starred NewsBunny was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Are hair eppilets in this season? I just invested a fortune on human skin skorts. Now I'll never be in fashion.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of CassetteLove CassetteLove
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Personal irk time: Why does Naomi Campbell continue to get work? By all accounts she's a nasty, violent person. So she looks good smiling, does she smile while she's throwing Blackberrys at her cowering assistants?
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    CassetteLove was starred CassetteLove was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    05/01/09

    @CassetteLove: You're talking about an industry where a model (Kate Moss) found greater success after her coke habit was exposed.


    Personality and private business don't mean shit.

     Reply
    Understater was starred Understater was unstarred
    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I'm sorry, Kate Moss, I don't think it counts as a swimsuit if the garment doesn't actually cover your breasts. Then it's just lingerie you can swim in.
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    baraqiel was starred baraqiel was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/01/09

    In reply to V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
    What did that pack of poor afghan hounds ever do to Kate?
     Reply
    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
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