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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12:11 PM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Wow. Lens flare FTW.
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    Image of kittiquin kittiquin
    12:57 PM

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I suspect that big hair is hiding her vulcan heritage.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11:59 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    "It features lots of big pearls on rods."

    Pearls...necklaces...rods...

    That just writes its own joke.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12:08 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You just dropped two penis jokes on us in 7 minutes. That takes balls.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12:11 PM

    @GreyCat: I should write a dirty joke dicktionary.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12:18 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You might have enough for an encyclopeendia.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11:52 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Why would it seem so nuts that there's a fragrance put out by something Falic Group? After all, perfume is a luxury that is used foreskin.

    P.S. I hear their next fragrance will be repped by Urethra Franklin.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Has anyone seen P. Diddy's I AM KING commercial? Its an instant classic.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    12:46 PM

    @cinematheques: "I am badasss. I can jetski... IN A TUX! With moddles! I am king!!"
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    01:13 PM

    @LaMorena: "I hang out with girls who don't wear pants... in a helicopter! I am king!!"
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    It sounds like Kate Moss is raising her daughter to be a real pain in the ass.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Eva, my mom (and most other perfume allergy sufferers) wants you to know that you are part of the problem, not part of the solution.

    Also, what's up with that reflection on your shoulder?
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11:35 AM

    In reply to Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
    Is that company really called The Falic Group? You can't make this stuff up...
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11:49 AM

    @Tippi Hedren: Next you're going to tell me there's something wrong with my perfume company - The Yonic Collective.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12/21/09

    @kelsium:

    In some chipmunk-type voice? I imagine the voice would be key for the delivery!
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable and copy-worthy.
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12/21/09

    @labeled: Jeez, those are some ugly shoes.
    Also, what is happening with the Forever 21 lawsuits? They do the same thing-- copy designers blatantly, but I never heard what happened.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: Right? I particularly like this shot of them, also. What shoes don't look fan-fucking-tastic with gray wool tights? And, they're even worse than I thought - that's rubber, not leather. Jeebus, those're so fug they're kind of making my morning.
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    Image of clever.username clever.username
    12/21/09

    @labeled: You know, I could tell from the name "Sportiletto" that I would hate it, but I didn't know it was possible to hate it this much. Yikes.
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    labeled promoted this comment clever.username was starred clever.username was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @clever.username: I know. Like I said, it's kind of making my day. In fact, it's worth it to google-image-search it, just to get the full size image.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/21/09

    @labeled: She is wearing them with some type of track pant too. See the piping there on the leg? Is that like dressing up for sporting events? High fashion at the hockey game? They are awesomely fug.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @badmutha: I can't stop looking at them. Maybe they're awesome.
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/21/09

    @labeled: Speaking of google -- these are what the google logo would look like on a special "Sports & Shoes Appreciation Day". Anyone else see this?
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @janusjana: Absolutely. Or, SEXY LEGO COSTUME!
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/21/09

    @labeled: YES! Or model paid to unveil IKEA's new children's furniture line!
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of mercilessly for months.

    Unfortunately her swimwear line looks even less exciting.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/21/09

    @BuffySummers: I did too!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked.
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    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    I went after work yesterday and put a ton of Rodarte shit on hold before running to other stores to check sizes. Looks like I'll be going a size down for the lace cardi that I'm in the love with. My choices among three stores were XS and L. I snoozed and I lost. Bah!

    Anyone else have any luck?

    Note for those shopping: Some stores seem to have different stock altogether. Only one I went to had any of the swimsuits, and another was the only to have anything in yellow.
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    12/21/09

    @lalie (apologetic mess): I was considering the mustard-yellow lace cardi and possibly the sequin skeleton dress. And...swimwear? What a pleasant surprise! I've probably left it too late now.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    12/21/09

    @lalie (apologetic mess): I ordered my stuff online at no joke, 4 am, yesterday. I must have grabbed the stuff before it sold out because I checked later in the day and it was all gone.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now...
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