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Taxpayers Still Giving Millions of Dollars to Abstinence-Only Education Programs that Don't Work

Somewhere in America, grown adults are getting paid real legal currency to teach teenagers how to not have sex. And thanks to a deal the Obama administration was begrudgingly forced to cut with conservative legislators, these hoboes on the abstinence-only education gravy train will be able to continue riding the rails…

Lolo Jones Might Be Headed for the Olympics, But Who Cares When We Can Talk About Her Virginity Instead?

Lolo Jones is a 29 year-old track and field star who has won several national titles, competed in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and is favored to win at this year's Summer Olympic Games in London. But, really, who gives a fuck about all of these athletic accomplishments. You know why? Lolo Jones is also a virgin.

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