Anna Wintour, Virginia Smith, Sally Singer and Grace Coddington attend the Rag & Bone Women's fall 2013 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Skylight Studios at Moynihan Station on February 8, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)

• Katy Perry, shot by Alexi Lubomirski for the subscriber cover of the new Harper's Bazaar, looks gorgeous, if a bit crusty-lipped. She also looks a lot like Jean Patchett on the iconic Erwin Blumenfeld Vogue cover from January, 1950. [JustJared]

• Karl Lagerfeld gave the Pirelli calendar — which traditionally features "artistic" nude shots of top models — the theme of ancient Greek and Roman mythology. And he added one (clothed) Julianne Moore and, a Pirelli first, several (unclothed) men. [Telegraph]

[New York, September 10: Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour, Vogue Fashion Editor Virginia Smith, Vogue Creative Director Grace Coddington attend the Rag & Bone Spring 2011 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Image via Getty.]

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