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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Here's a bettrwer link to the kalender: [bauernkalender.ch]
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    I think by "feral," The Sun meant to say "horrifically abused."


    I'm not sure why we (humans) are so in love with the notion of children raised by animals, but this child was not raised by animals -- she was criminally abused by people.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/27/09

    @ellaesther: Friended! The word feral when applied to humans make my skin crawl. It is completely dehumanizing.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Stories about feral children break my heart, especially ones like this where there were adults who could have not done this to them, like that little girl in FL who's mother kept her in a closet. How all the people involved in that case refrained from slapping that mother I will never know.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Cute buff shirtless guy AND a cute little baby goat in one picture? Is it my birthday?
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    My bff was a bridesmaid* at the wedding of a girl who left the reception with her ex-boyfriend.


    *She was a bridesmaid because the bride asked her coworker, a friend of my bff, if she had any friends who would be bridesmaids for her because she didn't have enough friends to match her husband's groomsmen. He had three.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    That's lovely, Tina.

    We approve of the calendar choices, but you could just send Roger Federer over and everything would still be just fine.
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    Image of huls huls
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    oh oh! i think i found the calendar link!


    [farm4.static.flickr.com]


    i don't know how to embed but holy hesus those swiss menz need to be ticketed because they have F.I.N.E. written all over them. (yeah when i get hot i resort to stupid pick up lines...they're full of win with my man friend.)

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/27/09

    @huls: Thank you for this honorable service. My ladyboner is much obliged.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Does anyone know anything about Anglican Dominican nuns? Are they similar to Catholic nuns (cloister, celibacy, etc.)? A brief googling/wiki-ing didn't help.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    @DangerMouse: I think that order of nuns was featured in Rumer Godden's book, Black Narcissus (there's a movie, too). They set up a mission in the Himalayas, and were "seduced" by their surroundings. That's all I've got. Not too helpful.
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    Image of A_Gracious_Plenty A_Gracious_Plenty
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    "Psychologists - who call the phenomenon Mowgli Syndrome..."


    Wonder if Ashlee Simpson is regretting her choice of names right about now...

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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    05/27/09

    @for_the_love: ahahahaha, that poor kid.


    My two little sisters communicate in barks, but they're just weird.

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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    I'm really disturbed that the mother of that student knew about, and approved, of the fact that her son was in a "relationship" with his teacher.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Holy Moley! I think it is necessary to point this out regarding the teacher sex story:


    "The boy's mother, who acknowledged to both police and Department of Children & Families investigators that she approved of the relationship, is under investigation by both agencies for permitting the teen to have a months-long affair with the teacher, and for consenting to the theme park trip."

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    05/27/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I'm remembering the guys from high school and wondering what could possibly be appealing to a teacher.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    @DangerMouse: Rampant hormones? Volcanic pimples? Squeaky voices? General ass-hat behavior? Real turn-ons.
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    Image of sarahxo sarahxo
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    How was that 7 year old able to reach the pedals? Awesome story, but I'm 5'0 and I have to move the seat up a lot to reach the pedals, so I'm wondering how the girl was able to steer the car onto the road, figure out the pedals, and be able to even reach everything and see above the wheel.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    05/27/09

    @sarahxo: Maybe she's thin enough where she can push the seat back and basically stand?
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Well, taking the student to Disneyland makes everything better. Because at Disneyland, everyone is a child.


    /totally bitter very very very angry sarcasm.


    Besides the fact that this is a case of statutory rape - Teacher/student sexual relationships are ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE. It wouldn't matter if the student were of age. The power dynamic in such a relationship is unbalanced, and can too easily lead to manipulation and abuse.


    While I do know some couples that met when one taught the other, the only time such a relationship is appropriate and responsible is after one is no longer the student and both are equal. Period.

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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    Sexy Farmers. Tilling the fields, riding those tractors, harvesting the crop,herding the animals, baling the hay and locking the paddock. It all sounds so dirty to me now.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    @Whiskey and Popcorn: Collecting the eggs, schucking the corn...the list goes on.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/27/09

    @Whiskey and Popcorn: Personally, I love having my wheat threshed.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    @BabyJane: Me too. I love harvesting season.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/27/09

    In reply to Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
    That "feral" girl is still young enough where she should be able to learn how to speak. That situation is very unfortunate, surely, but at least they were able to help her in time.
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