The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You For Touching Yourself

Last month, Armani, a lady anteater at the LEO Zoological Conservation Center, gave birth to little Archie and mystified zoologists/the world, who had taken it upon themselves to cockblock Armani from their male anteater, Alf. Time-wise, Armani would have conceived when Alf was safely locked away in a separate pen.
Church Group Calls for Boycott of The Daily Show Over Hilarious Vagina Manger Joke
The Catholic League has its rosary in a knot over a joke and graphic on The Daily Show they say objectifies women, marking the one billionth consecutive time The Catholic League has failed to see the irony in complaining about objectification of women when they can't see women as anything more than walking wombs. So…
Egg On Her Face
[Kiev, January 13. Image via Getty]
Coin Toss
A Maryland woman left $40,000 worth of rare coins - her life savings - at a Catholic shrine because she wanted the Virgin Mary to look after it while she was out of town. It worked. [NYDailyNews]
Swiss Farmers Create Beefcake Calendar • Drew Peterson Phones In Jokes From Jail
• In attempts to improve German-Swiss relations, the Swiss Farmers' Union has created a calendar of half-naked farmer hunks. "We want to show Switzerland in its best light, the countryside and a bit of its culture," says photographer Tina Steinnauer. •
Solving A Problem Like Maria: The Church's History Is Tangled Up In Blue
A new book examines the cult of the Virgin. Mary, that is.
Catholic Church Condemns Sexy Virgin Mary
In Chile, a prominent fashion designer has outraged conservative groups and the Roman Catholic church by dressing models like the Virgin Mary, with semi-exposed breasts.
Was The Virgin Mary Actually A Man?
Dr. Aarathi Prasad, author of a book about reproduction without men, muses on the possibility that Jesus was born to a virgin, but not a virgin with two X chromosomes.
Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
• A Staten Island man with the last name Sinatra claims that Tony Danza stalked him in 2005 because he thought he was related to Frank. •
'Playboy' Gets Religious
The Blessed Virgin Mary appears! Just in time for Christmas, Playboy has released an issue in Mexico with a woman depicting um, a sexy nude Virgin Mary on the cover. [The Sun]
Woman Sees Virgin Mary In MRI • Science Says Sugar Is Addictive
• A woman from Florida who has cancer, arthritis and no insurance plans to sell an MRI of her brain taken in 2002 that she claims contains an image of the Virgin Mary. • A young woman from Louisiana was arrested for aggravated battery when she stabbed her older boyfriend after they got into an argument because he…
