Time is a flat circle, especially when I am high and inside my couch looking at Vine on my phone. It is my most fulfilling comfort behavior—the closest, I think, someone can get to being in utero without actually being in utero.
Senator Pat Roberts, an old man, was reportedly in a “hearing on US Tariff Policy” when his Frozen-themed ringtone went off and embarrassed him in front of a bunch of other old men familiar with Frozen. He played it off by announcing, “Just let it go.” A little obvious for my tastes, but a solid save overall. (Given…
The Westboro Baptist Church is so nuts, fringe and thirsty for attention ("How nuts, fringe and thirsty for attention are they?") that it's usually best to ignore them, but every now and then they do something embarrassing and ridiculous enough that you can't help but point and laugh.