Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke

• Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."

Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date

• Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]

Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur

• Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]

Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink

Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town

Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick

• Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.

Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce

Vince Vaughn Is Otherwise Engaged

[Santa Monica, March 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy

• Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]

Chris Brown Assault Account Released; Rihanna's Family Can't Reach Her

• New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.