"Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
@KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you too, Russel. #carrieprejean
Is there an app for "LIKE I CARE, POLANSKI"? Well, there should be.
Moby, on the other hand, should write an app for "GUY FEMINIST: YOU ARE DOING THIS" because speaking out and supporting women in the fight against domestic violence is awesome.
I mean, ok we all knew Angie was cray-cray(vials of blood...), and crazy cool, but I swear the media is just painting her to look absolutely psychotic and controlling and I don't think I believe it.
@ladyanastasiabeaverhausen: Or, being a middle-aged man who doesn't have to do so for your job. Maybe he just doesn't feel like shaving. I like his scruffy goatee so if she's tired of it, I'll take him. ;)
I'm way more upset about Stephen Gately than I thought I would be. He was so young. So Boyzone weren't the greatest band in the world, but they were a huge part of my adolescence and that of every other Irish girl of a certain age (even my best friend, who hated Boyzone because they weren't Take That, was upset). My heart goes out to his partner, his family, bandmates and friends.
As annoying as I find Jimmy Kimmel, I at least give him this: he could be dating starfuckers and ambitious models/actresses, but he dates funny women with careers of their own whom he genuinely does seem to click with. Good on him.
11/14/09
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
11/13/09
11/13/09
i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
11/14/09
11/13/09
11/13/09
when she thinks about her
she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Gonna use my arms,
Gonna use my legs,
Gonna use my style,
Gonna use my sidestep,
Gonna use my fingers,
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
11/13/09
11/13/09
*head explodes* #carrieprejean
11/13/09
11/13/09
11/13/09
No, no. Not on dos trays. Uno, dos, tres. #carrieprejean
11/13/09
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11/13/09
11/13/09
So.... Why not subpeona Tom? What good is she? When's her book out? #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Thanks for the catchphrase, Russell! #carrieprejean
10/11/09
Moby, on the other hand, should write an app for "GUY FEMINIST: YOU ARE DOING THIS" because speaking out and supporting women in the fight against domestic violence is awesome.
10/11/09
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10/12/09
10/11/09
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