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Posh Revels In Talk Of Frocks; What Celebrities Really Get Paid To Be At Fashion Shows

• "I'm just happy to have someone who wants to talk to me [about fashion]," says Victoria in LOVE. "Normally, David's like, ‘Stop it, I don't want to talk about clothes anymore! I want to talk about motorbikes and tattoos." [WWD]

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Ungaro Closing Its NYC Store; Jersey Shore Stars To Hit Fashion Week?

• Lindsay Lohan's debut Ungaro collection was critically panned, and so unpopular that the brand lost its only U.S. retailers besides its own boutique. Now that boutique is calling customers to tell them the store is closing on February 27. [TheAwl]

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Lending A Hand(s)

[London, February 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Who Is This Lady On The Cover Of Glamour?

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Enter Sandman

[Malibu, January 31. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Is Angie Having An Affair With Lady Gaga?; Depp Defends Polanski

• Ian Halperin, who recently wrote an unauthorized book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims that Angie hooked up with Lady Gaga recently and, "Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa." Halperin explains:

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H&M Sold Lead-Laden Bags; ANTM Winner Books McQueen Campaign

• As if trashgate and the news that it knowingly sold genetically-engineered cotton as "organic" weren't bad enough, now H&M is in trouble for the unsafe levels of lead in its handbags. The revelation comes courtesy of California's strict environmental laws:

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Lindsay Does Good With Leggings; Posh's Old Modeling Pictures Surface

• For a limited time, Lindsay Lohan will donate 100% of the proceeds from her "Fame" leggings to Haiti, via Save the Children. The leggings are on sale. Is she trying to move old stock by appealing to people's charity? [People]

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NBC Gives Conan Hefty Severance; Lindsay Makes Out With New Man

• Don't cry for Conan O'Brien. Sources say NBC is giving him a $32.5 million severance package. In return, Conan can't host another show until September and NBC gets to keep his characters, including Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

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Shady Lady

[London, January 18. Image via Flynet.]

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Demi's New Photoshop Of Horrors; Lara Stone Is Not "The Larger Supermodel"

• A wax doll impersonates Demi Moore in this latest Helena Rubinstein perfume ad, shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott (the same team behind her atrociously 'shopped W cover). Can't wait for the "before" shot, Demi! [PhotoshopDisasters]

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American Idol: Where The Talentless Get To Shine

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Women Want To Look Like Kate Winslet, Still Prefer Old Jeans To Boning

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Rihanna Warned To Stay Clothed In Middle East; Mark Wahlberg Disses The Beckhams

• Rihanna has been told to dress "conservatively" for her New Year's Eve gig at the the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. A source reports that her team is frantic and, "Rihanna is tearing her hair out over what to do..."

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Push/Posh/Pelt/Purse

[London, December 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Rachel McAdams Covers Vogue; Is Victoria Beckham Working On A Fur Line With Marc Jacobs?

• Rachel McAdams — with a mop of, dare we say it, could that be Kate G.-inspired hair — graces the January cover of Vogue. McAdams went to a couple fashion shows with Anna Wintour in September. [JustJared]