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    Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats

    Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Because this scent is "about two people and the power of the relationship."

    SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon...
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    Image of bitchney bitchney
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Can somebody please explain the Victoria's Secret shoplifting phenomenon? Is there really that much demand for panties that create non-stop wedgies and fall apart after one washing or ill-fitting bras that stretch out within an hour?
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment bitchney was starred bitchney was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/30/09

    @bitchney: My thought exactly!

    I'd much rather boost from the local bra shop, or Nordstrom's intimates section, man. FAR higher quality and bang for your buck.

    I can just see myself asking the poor sales associate, as she's bent over and writhing in pain, 'excuse me, but do you have these in 36ds, by chance?'

    Jokes aside, that poor employee. I wonder if she was the only one in the store?
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Spongebob is part of the movement towards the new masculinity. He loves Krabby Patties and high fashion, he hunts for jellyfish, but only catalogues them and lets them go, he looks up to a female scientist of a different species than his own, and he's not afraid to hug his best male friend in public.

    We can all learn from Spongebob.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/30/09

    "Four women pepper-sprayed a sales associate in Tennessee this month in order to boost 30 pairs of underwear."
    Daffy has nice silk-and-lace stuff.
    Does this seem like I-need-a-new- thong-overkill to anyone else?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/30/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Spongebob was doing well enough without a makeover that Rescue Beauty, some of the most beautiful also most hideously expensive nail enamel on the market, named three of their shades after his inspiration:

    Square Pants
    Starfish Patrick
    Bikini Bottom

    and they sell like stupid.
    So King Karl could, you know, go quietly back to his fat hate and leave the Bobster alone.

    (Sorry about the other message ending up here. It was supposed to be above your comment; I think it's a JezeTech glitch.)
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/30/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I didn't hear about that. Though I think that appropriating Spongebob into adult-things without enough tongue in your cheek just makes it look dumb. Case in point.

    And it is kind of unfortunate that Karly-poo had to be the one to do this: imagine what he'd say about Patrick behind his back.
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    Image of midwestdesigner midwestdesigner
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    I'd like to see a Venn diagram of people who love Karl and Spongebob.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Cafe Flirt. I so want to be there now.
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Well I wonder, can you see my feets is not murder?
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    christ, people who would pepper spray a sales person in order to shoplift have obviously never worked in retail.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment ketamineKitty was starred ketamineKitty was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/30/09

    @ketamineKitty: Everyone should have to work in retail or food service if they want to go shopping or go to restaurants.
    *precoffeedreams*
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    11/30/09

    @femme-bot: COMPLETELY agree.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Kate Moss, meet futuremouse's friends. One day with them and I guarantee there will be at least a dozen unflattering pictures of you eating on facebook. Along with pictures of you making weird faces, being obviously drunk/high, passed out on a couch, dancing awkwardly, and possibly falling on your ass.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    I'm choosing to take the Kate Moss tidbit with a grain of salt, however, let's say for a second that it is true. Kate Moss proving that she does in fact, ingest food is completely besides the point. The issue, in my opinion, was not that people were presuming that Kate suffered from an eating disorder, but rather that she was encouraging an unhealthy attitude toward food. In other words, the problem isn't that people were upset because they thought that Moss was starving herself, but rather that young girls who look up to her, would adopt her mantra as their own.

    Granted, Kate Moss has never struck me as Mensa material, but I would have thought that someone who was a lightening rod for controversy in the early/mid-'90s because of the "heroin chic" trend, would have the good sense to treat any diet questions with kid gloves.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Spongebob Couturepants.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/30/09

    @cinematheques:
    Oh! Who lives with Karl, there in Paree?
    SpongeBob CouturePants!
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    Image of HadwinBabazoid HadwinBabazoid
    11/30/09

    @BabyJane: Shiny and gold and expensive is he!
    SpongeBob CouturePants!
    If stylistic nonsense be something you wish,
    SpongeBob CouturePants!
    Then gold-plated square-shape's the body you wish.
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    hortense promoted this comment HadwinBabazoid was starred HadwinBabazoid was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    I thought that the Madonna ad would be from the same series as the Keith Richards, Mikael Gorbachev, and Coppolas ads--all shot by Annie Leibowitz with the classic LV logo. That would have been much cooler and would have played up Madge as an icon rather than as a "trendsetter" (which she arguably isn't anymore).
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    The Madonna ad is like a single cell from a very bad French arthouse movie.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/04/08

    @NefariousNewt: Ze angst. Eh. Why bother? I shall vomit in my purse. Fin.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    Re lace tights: Most of them lake your legs look diseased, but the Agent Provocateur ones in the slideshow are the hotness.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    The Jays do not approve of your dead eyes and unconvincing body language, Madge.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    Madonna:


    You are undeniably very fit and it's obvious you work hard for it. Good for you. You have iconic status, scads of money, and lots of personal trainers who make sure your muscles are always toned and shapely. Good for you.


    But it's time you rediscovered an old friend, Madge. Don't let the glitz and glory of your gaudy glammy lifestyle erase the memories of someone who has loved you for a long, long time. Someone who needs you. Someone who wants you. Someone who would like to spend time with you.


    This someone is called pants, Madonna. Pants. They miss you. Isn't your crotch cold? Can't you hear the pants calling for you? I'm sure you can get lots of them. You can afford it and you'd be able to find a great many that would fit you.


    Pants, Madonna.


    Experience them again...for the first time.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @tscheese: For the very first time. Y'know, like a virgin.
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